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That's it.
You're doing fine.

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Keep pushing.

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You can do it,
honey. Breathe.

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Breathe.

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Hey! That's me!

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When I was a baby, of course.

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Hi! My name's Edison.

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That's my dad!
Notice the resemblance?

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And there's my mom.

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My friends all say I have
a hyperactive imagination.

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But I swear, as far back
as I can remember,

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I've always wanted
to become an inventor.

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Some kids want to be doctors
when they grow up.

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Others want to be lawyers
or pro baseball players.

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Not me.

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Being an inventor is just
something I was born to do.

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It's a boy!

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♪ Talkin' 'bout good time

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♪ Good time

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♪ Good, good time,
talkin' 'bout good time ♪

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♪ Good time

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♪ Good, good time,
talkin' 'bout good time ♪

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♪ Good, good time,
talkin' 'bout good time ♪

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♪ Good time

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♪ Good, good time

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♪ We're gonna go total,
we got nowhere to go ♪

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♪ Someone dropped our plane
inside a movie show ♪

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♪ And with my friends
having fun ♪

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♪ Talkin' 'bout good time

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♪ Good time

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♪ Good, good time,
talkin' 'bout good time ♪

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♪ Good time

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♪ Good, good time,
talkin' 'bout good time ♪

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♪ Good time

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♪ Good, good time,
talkin' 'bout good time ♪

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♪ Good time

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♪ Talkin' 'bout good time

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Oh, my Edison.

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You were incredible last night.

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Oh, you animal.

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Stop it.

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My whole body is still
tingling, Edison.

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I want you.

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Not this morning, girls.
I need my sleep.

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I want you.

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Why did I ever build you?!

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Oh, Edison.

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Good morning and welcome
to your new day.

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You have 10 seconds
to get out of bed. 10...

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To sleep.

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9... 8...

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7...
Going to sleep.

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Going to sleep.
6... 5...

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4... 3...

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2... 1...

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Have a nice trip.
Cocka-doodle-doo!

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Lift off!

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Aah!

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I'm up.

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Mission control,
it's a beautiful day

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out here in space.

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Roger, 10-4, copy 1-8.

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Mission control, things
are looking good up here.

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Everything's smooth and dandy!

65
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Roger. Copy. We got 10 seconds
till we open the pod bay doors.

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Negative, commander. We have
an alien in your vicinity.

67
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Whoop. Whoop. Whoop.
Houston, we got a problem!

68
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This hideous space beast
just devoured 6 of my men!

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Uhnnnn!

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Now, this is your bathroom,
and this is your shower.

71
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Aah! It's the alien!

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Ohh!

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Mrs. Krubavitch, please,
what's going on?

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Maybe we should come back later.

75
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Oh, now, don't you worry.

76
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I'll have this place
fumigated and sterilized

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as soon as the mutant is gone.

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Aah-aah-aaaa!

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This, my dears,
this is the kitchen.

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It looked better when
it was a crack house.

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But all the appliances
are included.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, the dining room.

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Come to the dining room.

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Wait till you see
the beautiful dining room.

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Ho ho! Dude!
That's gnarly,

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how you shot through that tube.

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Yeah. Reminds me of the time
I aced that Tsunami

88
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off the coast of Guam
when I was in kindergarten.

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It'll be perfectly beautiful
when we burn all this junk.

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What's up?

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Hey, what's going on?

92
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This is the living room.
Couldn't you just...

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Mrs. Krubavitch!
What is going on?

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You're being evicted.

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That's what, turd breath.

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Evicted? Why?

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Why? Because you scum-sucking,
saltwater-clogged,

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lard ass, deadbeats,
slackaholic freeloaders

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can't afford this place.

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You can't even afford clothes.

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Nice duck.

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Cover yourself, man.

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On 3.3.

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Thank you.

105
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You morons owe me
3 months' back rent.

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Wait!

107
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3 months! That's
totally impossible.

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It's been Edison's turn
to pay the rent. There.

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Tell me you did not
spend the rent money

110
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on another one of your gadgets.

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Ohhh!

112
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Guys, I'm sorry! But, guys,
look, I'm telling you

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this is the sure-fire winner.

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It's the pet rock
for the nineties.

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That's what you said about

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the anatomically-correct
Fanny pack.

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Look at that man.
That's nasty.

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No, it's not.

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It's perfect for nude beaches.

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Oh, and let's not
forget the glo-gunk,

121
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for night surfing.
Oh, yeah.

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That cost us about,
what, 2 months' rent?

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Remember the night
we all dipped her, huh?

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Let's not forget

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the handy-dandy ketchup helper.

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Over 11 sold!

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And your grandmother
bought 10 of 'em.

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Thought you guys liked them.

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We love 'em...

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But the rest of
the world doesn't.

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We got boxes of your
get-rich-quick schemes

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out in the garage
gathering major dust.

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No more Ms. Sunshine
for you three.

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I want my money now!

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I'll take care of cujo.

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Mrs. Krubavitch, look, we
go back a long time, right?

137
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We have that warm,
personal relationship.

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Can I call you mom?

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Yecch.

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We love you.

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That love crap
doesn't work with me.

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Ok. I'm gonna level
with you, all right?

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We're kind of going through
a negative cash flow situation,

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all right?
Kind of a personal recession.

145
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But, hey!
How about this,

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a lifetime supply of these?

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My favorite invention.

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A slurpy cup with
a heater on it. Watch.

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This way, no brain freeze.
Brilliant, huh?

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If I don't have my money
by the end of the month,

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I'll have your skanky,
dingleberry-ridden asses

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tossed out of here.

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You got that?!

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Yes, sir.

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You ok?

156
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That was intense.

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Yeah. She sure knows
a lot of adjectives.

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Trust me, guys.

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I've got everything
under control.

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It took me months and months,

161
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but I finally got that meeting

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at the gadget city company.

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They're gonna go
nuts for my ideas.

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What do you think of this one?

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It's a blow dryer for bald guys.

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I call it
the "Jimmy buff-it."

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Next!

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What? Did you
say something?

169
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Next!

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Ok. Hold on. I got more.
Hold on to this.

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Check it out. It's a baseball
bat for baseball players.

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You see, this way they
can grab their nuts

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and still concentrate
on hitting the ball.

174
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Next.

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Don't worry. One more.

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No. I meant next...

177
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As in get... Out!

178
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I still got plenty more stuff.

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Have I shown the slightest bit

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of interest in any one
of your ideas?

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No, but I thought you were
just playing hard to get.

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Look, let me explain
something to you.

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I'm afraid you are not
gadget city material.

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You see, we cater
to the family man,

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the business traveler,

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the normal earth-dwelling
human being.

187
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Now, frankly, your inventions...

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Yeah...

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Suck!

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Ok, one more, ok?
And then I promise I'll go.

191
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Look, now, I've saved
the best for last.

192
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Don't feel like wearing
all that sloppy bug spray?

193
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Just wear one of these.
The bug zapper hat.

194
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Now no more pesky insects
ruining your family picnic.

195
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And, look, it even works
with killer bees.

196
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Fly! Be free!

197
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Try not to be scared.
They can sense fear.

198
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Do we have a deal?

199
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According to my calculations,
with Ty's $102.37

200
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and my $50

201
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and your 25 cents,

202
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that makes a grand total of...

203
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$318.03.

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Wait a minute.
Let me see that.

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Take a look.

206
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Oh, man!

207
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,679
Where'd it go?

208
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,579
Zak.

209
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,649
Drastic times calls
for drastic measures.

210
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I have searched
my infinite wisdom

211
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:44,685
of worldly knowledge,

212
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and it told me you need
to get a... A job!

213
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,057
Like a job job?

214
00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,634
Good job.
Once again, please.

215
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:10,110
I'm not cut out for these
entry level positions.

216
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,112
Mmm, perfect.

217
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:12,846
Don't pull!

218
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,748
What do you think you're doing?

219
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,417
Just testing the product, sir.

220
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,754
The new French tickler
is a real winner.

221
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,355
Hi, daddy.

222
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,324
You're fired!

223
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,708
Next.

224
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,009
That's me.

225
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,376
Wish me luck, girls.

226
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,511
I'm sorry, but I'm next.

227
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,314
No. I was standing right here,
which means it's my turn.

228
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,249
Is not!
Is so.

229
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,450
Is so!
Is not!

230
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,351
Hasn't anyone ever told you

231
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,854
it's not polite to
disrespect your elders?

232
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,890
Why, you little...

233
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,291
Get him, girls.

234
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,961
Yaah!

235
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,032
You're gonna pay!
Both you little... Aah!

236
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,334
Oww! No, Annies, no!

237
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,269
Mine's not a wig! Oww!

238
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,437
God! That's gonna show.

239
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,740
Next actress, please.

240
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,913
♪ Tomorrow

241
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,983
no... no...

242
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,284
No...

243
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,986
Look at all these jobs.

244
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,387
Watch where you're driving!

245
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,189
I've got cruise control.

246
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,125
Steady as she goes, captain.

247
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,195
"Phone sex operator."

248
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,496
Hey hey hey hey!

249
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,433
Hmm, then I'll be
talking to myself.

250
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,308
Need a hand?

251
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,911
Ah, she's gone
temperamental on me.

252
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:55,515
2 greatest mysteries in life:
Car repair and women.

253
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,417
And cheez whiz.
4 years of chemistry,

254
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,453
and I still don't have
a clue what's in it.

255
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,321
Nice car, man.

256
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,324
At least it's a nice day
for a breakdown.

257
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,026
Mind if I have a look?

258
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:06,726
Go ahead.

259
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,495
Oh, that's definitely not it.

260
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,930
Doesn't look good, does it?

261
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,265
How old is this
windshield wiper fluid?

262
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,433
You should change that.

263
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:17,104
Ah, I see the problem.
I'll get my tools.

264
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:17,771
Ohh!

265
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,006
That'll hurt in the morning.

266
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,273
This shouldn't take long.

267
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,542
But in the meantime,
take a load off.

268
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,045
Hey, look at this, will ya?

269
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,781
Oh, goddamn pills.

270
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,017
Doctor's got me taking so many,

271
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,518
I rattle when I walk.

272
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,488
I've got just the thing
to wash them down with.

273
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,535
Hey, that's ingenious.

274
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,203
Ta-da!

275
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,772
Ahh, mmm.

276
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,175
Hey, not bad.

277
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,243
Good stuff, huh?

278
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,812
You got this thing rigged up
with all the amenities.

279
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,513
You should see the
alarm in this baby.

280
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,281
It's a real kicker.

281
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,350
Hey, listen,
thanks for everything.

282
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,918
I'm Armand McMillan.

283
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,355
Edison.
I'll get my tools.

284
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,158
Come out. Come out.
Here we go.

285
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,826
Come on out, little buddy.

286
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,928
Up! Up!
You little...

287
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,332
What the... don't need that.

288
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,501
Or that.

289
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,172
Look at all this wasted metal.

290
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,840
You sure I can't
give you a hand?

291
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,409
No. Got everything
under control.

292
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,319
Ohh! Aaah!

293
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,620
Get it off me!

294
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,621
Ohh...

295
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,390
Whoo!

296
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,926
Ho ho ho. There.

297
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,994
You sure you're ok?

298
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,964
I think my nuts have finally
dropped back into place.

299
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,433
Did find the problem though.

300
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,534
Broken fan belt.

301
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,036
Nothing a couple
of bucks can't fix.

302
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,406
Edison, you are
a true gentleman.

303
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,441
No problem. Can I
drive you to a phone?

304
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,444
No, but I'd appreciate
a ride to the beach.

305
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,879
I think I still have time

306
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:09,917
to shred a few waves
before sunset.

307
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,418
You surf?!

308
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,595
Ha ha!
It's stylin', bud!

309
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:26,633
Shred the tube, Armand.
Yeah!

310
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,936
Armand, look, no hands.

311
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:32,372
Edison! Watch out
for the rock!

312
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,506
Ohhh!

313
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,944
Don't worry. I got
an emergency brake.

314
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:42,349
Aaaaah!

315
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,152
Oh! That had to hurt.

316
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,122
Armand, you were radical
out there today.

317
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,390
Ha ha. Thanks.

318
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,527
I've had a few centuries
of practice, remember?

319
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,963
Yeah, right.

320
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,498
Whoo!

321
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,400
Hey, what's that?

322
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,536
Oh, just some of my
whacked out invention ideas.

323
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,040
Invention?
May I see it?

324
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,076
Sure.

325
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,512
Yeah, look at these, will you?

326
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,448
You got a good head
on your shoulders.

327
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,583
Weird hair, but a good head.

328
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,218
Thanks.
Ever since I was a kid,

329
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,686
I always thought
it would be radical

330
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,254
if I could create something

331
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,489
everyone on the planet
would need.

332
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,656
You know, like the can opener

333
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,725
or the toothbrush
or edible underwear.

334
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,693
Yeah...

335
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:27,794
Unfortunately, everybody
thinks my ideas suck.

336
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,630
Maybe the world just needs
to catch up with your ideas.

337
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,500
Yeah. Give or take
a few thousand years.

338
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,534
Hey, now, this one.

339
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,037
Now, that has a great potential.

340
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,571
You're holding it upside-down.

341
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,307
It's upside-down.

342
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,441
Doesn't matter.

343
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,275
Well...

344
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,543
I've been working
on that one forever.

345
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,377
Doubt I'll ever crack it.

346
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,647
You will. Don't be
so hard on yourself.

347
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,450
You just got to hang in there.

348
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,451
It's good work.

349
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,352
Thanks, Armand.

350
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,456
No one's ever believed
in my stuff before.

351
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,590
Ah, they will.

352
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,758
One day you'll come up

353
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,260
with your own version

354
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,428
of the light bulb.

355
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,095
Cool.

356
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,463
Kid, you remind me of myself

357
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,497
when I was your age.

358
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:08,035
Man, you look like road kill.
What happened?

359
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,436
I got fired!

360
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,203
Again?

361
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,572
What'd you do
this time, Einstein?

362
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,540
Nothing!

363
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,509
All right, I accidentally
knocked over a soda.

364
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,310
That's it?

365
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,012
It was a case of soda.

366
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,746
So?

367
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,348
All right, a soda machine.

368
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,449
That's not the point.

369
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,217
The boss started chewing me
out in front of everybody.

370
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,419
There's only so much
I'm willing to take.

371
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,187
So I pecked him!

372
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,256
Things got pretty ugly after that.

373
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,523
He threw a punch.
I threw a wing.

374
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,793
Soon there was legs
and breasts everywhere.

375
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,262
It wasn't pretty.

376
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,663
Telegram!

377
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,499
What else could go wrong?

378
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,634
Telegram.

379
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,702
How you doing?

380
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,472
Which one of you is Edison?

381
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,440
That'd be big bird.

382
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,375
Moi.

383
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,777
Oh, thanks, man.

384
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,046
Right.

385
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,481
Unhh!

386
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,583
Don't scramble it all
in one place.

387
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,452
Have a good one, buddy.

388
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:03,156
Cool! Ed McMahon sent me
something, probably.

389
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,558
No...

390
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,427
What's up?

391
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,230
No...

392
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,333
Dearly beloved,

393
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,469
we are gathered here
to pay our respects

394
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,306
to the memory of a great man,

395
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:22,442
a great man struck down
in the prime of his life...

396
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,744
By an illness he fought so long.

397
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:28,748
That man is
Armand maybank McMillan...

398
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,449
Mmm.

399
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,619
Humanitarian and friend to all.

400
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,289
What made
Armand McMillan great...

401
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:40,460
As he trekked down
the corridors of life?

402
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,528
Bradford?

403
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,529
What?

404
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,230
Hey...

405
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,432
I'm so sorry about your uncle.

406
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:49,269
I'm going to miss him, too.

407
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,376
I don't think I
can be alone tonight.

408
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,644
Oh, Bradford.

409
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:02,882
Armand would have wanted us
to comfort each other.

410
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,683
Bradford!

411
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,818
You are unbelievable!

412
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,155
In a good way?

413
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,159
He could listen to the birds...

414
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,761
I love a woman in mourning.

415
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,430
I'm late. I'm late.
I'm late.

416
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,170
I'm a tad underdressed.

417
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,707
When I first met Armand...

418
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,244
I was seeking funding
for a church...

419
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,412
To build an orphanage.

420
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,748
And when he heard our plan,
he said...

421
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,351
Bradford, darling.

422
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,353
You have my condolences.

423
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,389
Kosik, what a surprise.

424
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,490
The body's still warm,

425
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,425
and you're already salivating.

426
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,495
Can't I even pay
my last respects?

427
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,397
You and your team of vultures

428
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,732
don't circle overhead
unless you want something.

429
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,535
Now, now, don't get
your knickers in a twist.

430
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,437
I'm here to Bury the hatchet.

431
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,571
I think it's a pity

432
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,373
that McMillan Industries
and Globe Co.

433
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,308
Have never gotten along.

434
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,810
Well, being the target
of a hostile takeover

435
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,446
has never been high
on our priority list.

436
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,248
Well, maybe that's because
in the past,

437
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,351
the offering price hasn't
been quite high enough.

438
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:15,555
Oh, I think I can make it
worth your while.

439
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,258
Go on.

440
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,527
Ok, big guy, let me
borrow your tie, ok.

441
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,462
Blink twice if you mind.

442
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,331
Ok. Great.

443
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,366
4 years in the boy scouts,

444
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,668
I've never seen
a knot like this.

445
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,870
Don't make me get
rough with you.

446
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,272
The color of this tie

447
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,541
makes your face look
all washed out.

448
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,908
Come on! Give it to me!

449
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,943
Give... it... to... me!

450
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:43,182
We all have our different ways
of saying good-bye.

451
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,787
Play your cards right,
schnookums,

452
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,691
and you stand to walk away
with a cool 30 million.

453
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,725
30 million!

454
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,329
Of course,
this is all predicated

455
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,765
on your uncle actually
leaving you his stock.

456
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,534
Listen, I'm his only
living relative,

457
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,636
and he didn't have cats.

458
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,538
It's a done deal.

459
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,274
Bingo!

460
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,810
I love a woman...

461
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,844
Not in mourning.

462
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,848
It is my fondest hope that
Armand McMillan's memory

463
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:20,387
will be forever kept alive
by this eternal flame.

464
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:24,524
Hey! Sorry I'm late!

465
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,659
It's ok...

466
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,760
the eternal flame!

467
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:31,698
I got everything
under control! It's ok!

468
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,768
Oh, my lord!

469
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,406
Come on!
I got it!

470
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,444
Houston, we got a problem!

471
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,989
Of all the days to...

472
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,295
Ah-choo!

473
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,401
Mm, cookies?

474
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,537
No. It's Armand's ashes.

475
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,506
Oh. Ooh, heavy, man.

476
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:16,676
Hey, Armand.

477
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,611
I have to say
you've looked better.

478
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,381
Sorry I couldn't make
the good-bye barbecue.

479
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,049
You want to say something?

480
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,017
Ah-choo!

481
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,486
Oh!

482
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,633
Let's begin then.

483
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,668
Shall we?

484
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,035
It's about time.

485
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,471
As you know...

486
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,304
Your turn.

487
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,673
You've all been named
as beneficiaries

488
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,576
in Armand McMillan's will.

489
00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,786
Hello, everyone!

490
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,653
Hey, it's Armand.

491
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,490
Well, if you're
watching this right now,

492
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,691
I've probably kicked the bucket.

493
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:08,695
Therefore, I, Armand McMillan,
being of sound body and mind,

494
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,963
do hereby bequeath
the following:

495
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,366
To Hilda and Henry,

496
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,535
my faithful
Butler and housekeeper,

497
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,738
I leave them my house
and all its contents,

498
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:23,776
including my collection
of vintage 1950 hubcaps.

499
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,845
My sincere thanks for a...

500
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,614
Majorly generous, huh?

501
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,048
And to my nephew...

502
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,583
That's me.

503
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,350
Bradford McMillan...

504
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,052
Give it to me.
Open the floodgates.

505
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:38,391
Who has worked tirelessly,
day in, day out...

506
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,893
Managing my company,

507
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,495
it gives me great pleasure

508
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:46,433
in leaving him my most
treasured possession:

509
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,101
My surfboard.

510
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,738
What?

511
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,607
Wow! Congratulations, dude!
That's a great board.

512
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,075
Enjoy it, Bradford.

513
00:22:56,108 --> 00:23:00,680
And remember, look to the board
for all the answers.

514
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,181
A surfboard?
That's it?

515
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:06,653
As for the rest of my estate,
I leave my entire stockholdings,

516
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,522
45% of McMillan Industries,

517
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,058
to my new friend, Edison.

518
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,994
Why me? I just
met him once.

519
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,564
Ok. You fooled me.

520
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,199
Now, what did I really get?

521
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,902
McMillan Industries
was founded on dreams...

522
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:27,139
And it needs to stay
in the hands of a dreamer.

523
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:31,711
That's why Edison
is right for the job.

524
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,681
Another job.

525
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,517
Hey, dude, you want to swap?

526
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,519
Uh, ok.

527
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,520
Hold on a moment.

528
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,590
Armand's will clearly
stipulates who gets what.

529
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,858
This is an abomination.

530
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:49,596
You're telling me my
uncle, my only family,

531
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,498
left me a piece of wood

532
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,633
and gave the bulk of his estate,

533
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:58,004
$23 million in stock...

534
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,972
To that?

535
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,974
23 million?

536
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,010
$23 million!

537
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,044
That's a lot of snapples!

538
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:08,481
Whoo-hoo! Thank you, sir.
I always loved the law.

539
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,717
Sorry you didn't get anything.

540
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,684
Thanks, Armand!

541
00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:12,785
Good luck, Edison.

542
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,922
And I know you're
gonna do a fine job.

543
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,591
Ok, girls!
Take it away!

544
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:23,530
I'm off to surf that
big wave in the sky!

545
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,644
Ah... heh heh heh...

546
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,846
Baby, who's a new car?

547
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:40,513
Who's a new car?

548
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,649
Good morning,
Mr. McMillan.

549
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,783
Nice car.

550
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,917
Oh, that was close.

551
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,019
Touch it again,
your minimum-wage ass

552
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,888
gets sold into white slavery.

553
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,690
Good morning.

554
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:55,595
Whoo! Right up front!
Ha ha!

555
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,767
Alarm on, Edison.

556
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,670
No. Messengers
can't park here.

557
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,538
But I'm filling in for Armand.

558
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,305
I'm Edison.

559
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,640
You're Edison?

560
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,643
I'm so, so sorry.

561
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,878
Where you going,
buddy? Hey, wait.

562
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,213
To turn in my hat
and badge and stick

563
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,615
and file for unemployment.

564
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,717
Why? I'm not
gonna fire you.

565
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,851
You're not?

566
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:19,586
No!

567
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,220
Well, thank you, sir.
Bless you.

568
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,855
Welcome to your new home.

569
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,591
This is all mine?

570
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:25,858
The whole thing?

571
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:29,095
You mean, the fountain
and the trees and the...

572
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,329
Parking lot and the...

573
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,330
Yes, sir.

574
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:37,069
Yaa-ha ha! Whoo!

575
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,709
I got it!
I got it!

576
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,111
I got it!

577
00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,679
I don't got it.

578
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,048
I'm in trouble.

579
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,850
Uh-oh.

580
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,254
Please. Please.

581
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,690
Think he'll notice?

582
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:00,292
Look!

583
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,662
Ha ha haaaa!

584
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,797
Look at this place!

585
00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,199
Ok. "You are here."
Ha ha!

586
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,301
Boardroom, boardroom, boardroom.

587
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,036
Boardroom.

588
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,171
Could you hold the door, please?

589
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:13,606
Thanks.

590
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,642
What floor's the
boardroom on, please?

591
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,244
Thank you.

592
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,250
Can't believe she let one rip.

593
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:27,586
Our first ride up as a group.

594
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,723
Oh, come on!
Own up to it!

595
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,061
♪ Light up my life

596
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:35,762
ohh...

597
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,198
Why do songs have to be so sad?

598
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:45,705
♪ La la la la la ♪

599
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,674
why?!

600
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,108
Ever since Armand retired,

601
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:52,912
the stock's been
in a slow nosedive.

602
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,881
Now, with Armand dead...

603
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:57,049
It's all over for us.

604
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,421
Oh, now what?

605
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,256
This must be the boardroom.

606
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,358
You guys look pretty bored.

607
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,928
Coffee, black!
2 sugars!

608
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,429
Give me a nice and gray one.

609
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,832
Another coffee with a bear claw.

610
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,133
Bowl of cereal!

611
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:17,369
Good choice.

612
00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:21,841
O.j.

613
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,743
Bring me coffee.

614
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,682
What the hell was that?!

615
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:51,003
All right, here's your coffee.

616
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:55,074
Cup of decaf with
a banana. Wake up!

617
00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:57,409
Little...
Fruit plate.

618
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,445
We have a croissant.

619
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,280
That's fun to say... croissant.

620
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:04,751
And, in our best China,
double Espresso.

621
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,352
You're a madman!

622
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,321
And but not least...

623
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,890
We have...

624
00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:15,094
Yup. Iced mocha.

625
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:16,362
You're the new trainee?

626
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,865
Actually, I inherited
the company.

627
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,900
He's Edison?

628
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:24,203
In the freckled flesh.

629
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,006
Have a seat, Edison.
Can we get you anything?

630
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,075
Our most humble apologies.

631
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,777
We had no idea.

632
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:31,510
Oh, it's cool.

633
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,479
Most people mistake me
for fabio.

634
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:36,148
But, hey, we're gonna be
working together, right?

635
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:40,753
What about now we do
the old male-bonding thing?

636
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,921
What do you say?

637
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,455
Correct me if
I'm wrong, darling,

638
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,524
but I thought you
said this inheritance

639
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,226
was a sure thing.

640
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:48,160
I know.

641
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,962
I should've had my uncle
committed years ago,

642
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:52,098
but I was up all night
with my lawyers.

643
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,100
We turned the will inside out.

644
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:54,666
And?

645
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,367
The old fox stipulated

646
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,269
that if the value of the stock

647
00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:58,170
ever drops below $20 a share,

648
00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,406
Edison loses everything,
and I get it all.

649
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,974
I do not have time to wait

650
00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:03,442
for the stock to drop 30 points!

651
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,812
He's meeting with the board
of directors right now.

652
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,413
They'll never let
him run the company,

653
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,481
and I'll have no trouble
convincing him to sell.

654
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:11,450
Bet you a dollar
those old tigers

655
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,386
have driven him to his
knees even as we speak.

656
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,492
Right foot yellow.

657
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:24,396
All right, which one
of you took my wallet?

658
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,333
Left foot blue.

659
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,338
Hey, my back pain's gone.

660
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:35,274
I like your spunk, kid.

661
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,543
Reminds me of Armand.

662
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,512
It's really nice of you
to give me a tour, Bradford.

663
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,849
McMillan is a diversified company.

664
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:45,251
We make everything
from note stickies

665
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,518
to the thigh dominator.

666
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:49,255
Under my management,
production has doubled.

667
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,191
Fatalities have tripled,
but there you are.

668
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:53,092
Boy, this is great.

669
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,427
Hey, shouldn't I be
wearing a helmet, too?

670
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,363
No, not if you
want to experience

671
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,898
manufacturing firsthand.

672
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,332
Oh, that's why I'm here.

673
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,368
Heads!
How's that?

674
00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,536
Oh!

675
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,906
Bradford, you ok?

676
00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:07,874
What hit you?

677
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:08,507
I'm all right...

678
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,408
Shh. Let's
get you up.

679
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,244
Someone yelled "heads,"
and i... get off me!

680
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:13,946
What? I'm just
trying to help.

681
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:14,680
Do you mind?

682
00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:17,316
I just need a minute
to be alone.

683
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:18,951
Thank you.

684
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,621
I'll just be over here
if you need me.

685
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,822
That's fine.

686
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:28,394
He needs a helmet, and
I get hit with a wrench!

687
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,367
Bradford, if you have a moment,

688
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,904
Mr. Granger needs
to speak with you.

689
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:38,971
Well, here I am.

690
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:42,474
Note stickies!
Here they are!

691
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:46,445
Ha ha ha ha!
Love these things.

692
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:49,916
Make 'em faster!

693
00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,350
The men and women in this plant

694
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,452
cannot keep on working
under these conditions.

695
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,421
Ever since you took over
for your uncle,

696
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,289
you been sticking it to us.

697
00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,891
We have to fill out 50 forms

698
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,492
just to requisition
toilet paper.

699
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,262
Here's an idea.
Try using the forms.

700
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,563
Cool!

701
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:10,569
This is no way to set
an example for the workers.

702
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,975
Oh, sure.
Great place for signs.

703
00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,643
And then you shortened
our lunch time,

704
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:20,112
and you took away our sick days.

705
00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,314
What the hell is going on here?

706
00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:23,115
It's true, Bradford.

707
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,483
Production quotas
are way too high.

708
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,485
You cannot sacrifice
working conditions

709
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,454
for the sake of productivity.

710
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:29,255
"Boo-hoo-hoo!

711
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,323
"We want better
working conditions.

712
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,659
We want whole rooms
for people to hug."

713
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,595
Morning.
Morning.

714
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,534
Oh, stop.

715
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,536
Oh, jeez, I'm in trouble.

716
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,373
All you care about is
the almighty dollar, huh?

717
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,342
How happy you think
the shareholders will be

718
00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:51,510
when production stops?

719
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,644
What are you saying?

720
00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:53,779
I'm saying if nothing happens

721
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:56,715
before the end of this week
to change this thing around,

722
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,684
you'll have a strike
on your hands.

723
00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,486
Strike. You
can't strike.

724
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,387
Wait a minute.

725
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,189
Strikes have always
set things in motion.

726
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,490
It might not be a bad idea.

727
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,958
That's right.
You can't strike

728
00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,426
'cause you haven't got the guts.

729
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,161
In fact, I dare you to strike!

730
00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,297
What are you doing?
A strike is exactly

731
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,199
what we're trying to avoid here.

732
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:16,468
I'm definitely not having

733
00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,037
a very good day.

734
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,006
I told you it was
a waste of time

735
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,607
talking to this knucklehead.

736
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,542
I wanna talk to the chairman...

737
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,077
the new chairman!

738
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:29,315
Aah!
I'm being attacked!

739
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,119
You get off!

740
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:35,387
Sorry.

741
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,290
Hey, I remember you
from the funeral.

742
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:41,127
Remember me?
Eternal flame? Hey!

743
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,561
Friends and colleagues,

744
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:45,397
allow me the pleasure
of introducing Edison,

745
00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,499
our new chairman.

746
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,435
Yeah, right.

747
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,470
Oh, yes.

748
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,473
Oh, god.

749
00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,475
I... i am so sorry, sir.

750
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:57,443
I had no idea.

751
00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,212
Hey, I didn't even know
it till this morning.

752
00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:01,713
This is our vice president

753
00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:03,182
in charge of production,

754
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,384
Natalie Stockwell.

755
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,152
Pleasure.

756
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,287
And, of course,
our plant foreman,

757
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,421
Harland Granger.

758
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,522
Harland, you make

759
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,525
a mighty fine product, sir.

760
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,561
Well, my work is done here.

761
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:19,031
Coffee? Tea?
Glue remover?

762
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:21,600
Glue remover? You
guys make that, too?

763
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:22,334
Wait, Bradford.

764
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:26,438
Well, next, we come to... Edison?

765
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,540
"Remember to
avoid glue."

766
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:30,276
Where we going now?

767
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,144
Research and development.

768
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:35,447
Wow! Look at all
this cool stuff!

769
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,483
This was Armand's pride and joy.

770
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,418
Actually, these are just a few

771
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,587
of the inventions
he came up with.

772
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:45,157
He invented glass? I've
seen this everywhere!

773
00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,359
Yes. It's a big
seller for us.

774
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:49,361
Odorless fertilizer?
Come on.

775
00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:53,199
Kitty, kitty, kitty!

776
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:56,068
Smokeless cigarettes?

777
00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,536
Armand was a genius!

778
00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:00,139
He was dedicated
to making the world

779
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,640
a more beautiful place.

780
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:04,110
He sure was.

781
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,113
Let's not dawdle.

782
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,715
Wait a minute.
Don't tell me.

783
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:13,585
This must be RandD, right?

784
00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:18,457
♪ Dun da da dun da da dahh! ♪

785
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:20,692
This is RandD?

786
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,429
But RandD looks
D.O.A.

787
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:24,830
Precisely.

788
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,334
This is Larry, the head of RandD.

789
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:31,337
Actually, he's all of RandD.

790
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,239
Larry!

791
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,207
Hello.

792
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,308
Nice to meet you.

793
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,843
Whatcha working on, sheets?

794
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:42,748
Oh. Well, it's
a new pocket protector...

795
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:43,615
Protector.

796
00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:46,852
Uh... there's no money
for anything else.

797
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:50,489
They've cut our budgets
to almost nothing.

798
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,190
Ahem!

799
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,425
Only to increase productivity,

800
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,160
right, Larry?

801
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:56,495
No, no, no. Guys,
wait a minute.

802
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,431
We have to have RandD.
As the new chairman,

803
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,533
I've giving your
old budget back!

804
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,668
In fact, i'm doubling it.

805
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,236
I can do that, can't I?

806
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,871
Yes, but it will involve

807
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:09,375
transferring significant funds...

808
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,577
Of course.
Of course you can.

809
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,545
After all, you're the boss.

810
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,447
You heard that, Larry, huh?

811
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:16,582
Now, get cooking, buddy.

812
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,485
I wanna see some fresh
ideas around here.

813
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:20,852
You betcha, boss!

814
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:21,420
All right.

815
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,889
The juices are flowing!

816
00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:27,326
The thinking cap is on!

817
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,296
We're back in business!

818
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:30,929
An aggressive

819
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:34,166
and savvy initiative, sir.

820
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,570
This chairman thing's
a piece of cake.

821
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,605
Kosik, you worry too much.

822
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,807
Be more like me,
but not physically.

823
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,674
I'm telling you,

824
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,743
this is the dumbest kid
I've ever seen,

825
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,544
even for Americans.

826
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,879
Look, every single
decision he makes

827
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,781
will drive this stock down

828
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,950
like a bad limbo dancer.

829
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,385
I better be right?

830
00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,687
Partner, it's inconceivable

831
00:35:55,721 --> 00:36:00,559
that anything could
possibly go wrong.

832
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:11,503
Aaaaaaaaah!

833
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:14,240
Call you later.

834
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:18,777
Uh, look, man, did they at least

835
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,812
pay you at your big new job?

836
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:24,250
Not exactly. I don't
get paid for 2 weeks.

837
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:27,253
2 weeks? That'd be
like a record for you.

838
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,520
That's cutting it real close

839
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,422
with Ms. Crusty Bitch, man.

840
00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:31,156
Promise me

841
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,825
you will not screw
this up, eddo.

842
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,327
I'm not gonna screw up.

843
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:39,765
Have a little confidence
once in a while.

844
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,469
Burgers anyone?

845
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,250
Was I lying, or what?

846
00:36:58,284 --> 00:36:59,618
Good grief, man.

847
00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:02,554
This is like the Taj Mahal
of office buildings.

848
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:03,389
Come on, dude.

849
00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,491
What'd you really have
to do to Armand

850
00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:06,224
to get this place?

851
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:07,626
Nothing like what you had to do

852
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:08,594
to Ms. Krubavitch

853
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:09,928
last time to cover the rent.

854
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,497
How'd you know about that?

855
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,331
I dreamt that happened.

856
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,500
Hate to tell you this,
dingleberry boy,

857
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,801
but you didn't dream it.

858
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,469
That's right, man.
God bless you,

859
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,806
you took one for the
home team on that one.

860
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:21,440
Sure.

861
00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:24,743
I think i'm gonna be sick.

862
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,544
Oh!

863
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,347
Oh, me and my buddy
Bradford's car.

864
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:28,980
Who's Bradford?

865
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,716
The guy who owns the car!

866
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:34,586
I didn't know.
It ain't that bad, man.

867
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,555
I can fix this.

868
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,758
Ok. "Color on cap
indicates color in can."

869
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,595
Well, let's see
what's in this one.

870
00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:47,366
Oop! Orange.
That won't work.

871
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:52,438
See what's in this one.

872
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:53,505
Not good.

873
00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,873
We need green.

874
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,943
Yellow and blue make green.

875
00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,546
Perfect.

876
00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,813
Ok.

877
00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:07,085
I think you covered
it up pretty good.

878
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,521
We need one of these
in our house.

879
00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:11,523
Dude, get out of the fountain.

880
00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:13,625
You can take a shower at home.

881
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:14,993
Morning, morning,
Bradford. Edison.

882
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,061
Plumbing out at home?

883
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,330
Listen, I kinda got
some good news,

884
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:19,064
and I got some bad news.

885
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,732
Why am I not
surprised? Go ahead.

886
00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:23,469
I kind of accidentally
dinged your car.

887
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,404
You what?
My new Jaguar?!

888
00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,973
W-W-Wait, wait, wait!
Please. Everything's fine.

889
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:31,510
I touched it up myself,
better than before.

890
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:32,611
Look.

891
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,780
Stylish.

892
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,349
Yo, yo. Cool out,
man. Cool out.

893
00:38:37,383 --> 00:38:39,451
Does this mean you
don't like it?

894
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,488
Man, that's a good paint job.

895
00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,824
No. I love it.

896
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,861
It's all of my favorite colors.

897
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,897
Wait till you see the inside.

898
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,533
Have a dandy day, Bradford.

899
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:55,266
Let's go, guys.

900
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,603
Nice meeting you there, Bradley.

901
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,457
Hey, baby, you know
the fax number

902
00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:19,190
to the white house?

903
00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:21,092
We got a little message for 'em.

904
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,161
Hey, thanks for your help.

905
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,162
Press it again!

906
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,164
Keep your booty still this time.

907
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,867
Right. Should we invest $8 million

908
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,036
in a new laser die-cast system?

909
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,872
I'll have to check with
my advisor on that.

910
00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,974
Hold on one second.

911
00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:41,613
Signs point to yes.
It is decidedly so.

912
00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:44,182
Ok. Bye-bye.

913
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,417
How's it going?

914
00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:46,485
Fine.
Settling into

915
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,820
the busy executive life, I see.

916
00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:49,655
Only been here a few days,

917
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,457
and I'm starting
to get the hang of it.

918
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,559
Hey, you guys, oh.
This is Natalie.

919
00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,561
She works here, too,
doing something.

920
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:56,695
That's Ty, and that's Zak.

921
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,765
No fair. You're
using the enlarger.

922
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:01,132
Man, that's genetic.

923
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,634
So, what brings you here, huh?

924
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,870
Heard the beat, and
you couldn't resist.

925
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:05,737
Let's get freaky!

926
00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:08,707
Whoa, whoa.
I'm sorry.

927
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:10,976
I got it.
I got it.

928
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,111
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

929
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,748
These are my analysis reports

930
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,684
of the workers' grievances...

931
00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:20,852
what it would cost us to give in

932
00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:22,220
versus the cost of striking.

933
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,590
You might wanna look these over

934
00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,658
before today's meeting.

935
00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:29,227
Oh, I love meetings.
Can I come, too?

936
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,162
You lead the meeting.

937
00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,731
I knew that.
Yeah.

938
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,600
Now I really have to go.

939
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,734
No, no.
What's the rush?

940
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,536
Come on, smell the pizza!

941
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:38,870
No, no, because, you see,

942
00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:40,472
some of us actually
have to work.

943
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:43,241
Ouch. No reason to be
hostile to the rest of us.

944
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,944
You know, maybe we didn't
get off on the right foot.

945
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:49,615
Look, we're all
mature adults here, right?

946
00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:50,782
Zak, down!

947
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,751
Look, there's nothing
we can't solve

948
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,587
by sitting down and talking
over dinner, right?

949
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:56,688
Then a little miniature golf,

950
00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:58,957
followed by some yoo-hoo
nightcaps back at your place,

951
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,559
an old-fashioned sleepover,

952
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:02,628
breakfast burritos
in the A.M.

953
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:03,595
What do you say, 8:00?

954
00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:08,567
Aww. Hell has a better
chance of freezing over.

955
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,569
Wait!

956
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,738
Best 2 out of 3?

957
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:19,044
In business news,
shares of McMillan stock

958
00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:23,715
started trading at $55 today,
but have now slipped to $49

959
00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:24,783
and continue to fall.

960
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:28,654
This due to news of a possible
strike at the company.

961
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,089
Wonder who could've
let that leak.

962
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:36,662
Guilty as charged, your honor!
Heh heh.

963
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,096
A strike? Why?

964
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,566
Why? Because
your little memo

965
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:41,466
cutting our salaries

966
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,669
when we wanted a raise
was the last straw.

967
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,771
Even Bradford wouldn't
have stooped so low.

968
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,873
I cut salaries?
When did this happen?

969
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:48,807
You were the one who wanted

970
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,609
the research and development
budget doubled.

971
00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,078
The money had to come from
someplace unimportant.

972
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:54,613
What about our grievances?

973
00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:57,683
Have you even bothered
to take a look at those?

974
00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,250
What grievances?

975
00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:01,687
These grievances.

976
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:06,124
Oh, my god! You work
8 hours a day?

977
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:08,259
No wonder you're striking.

978
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:08,994
Are you gonna make

979
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,195
some changes around here or not?

980
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,230
Ignore them.
Show them who's boss.

981
00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,633
He loves the nickname
"chubby."

982
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,868
You've got till 3:00
tomorrow afternoon.

983
00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,237
Consider us on
strike after that.

984
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,573
You got that?

985
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,975
Why's everyone looking at me?

986
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:24,710
I just work here.

987
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,845
You are responsible for the jobs

988
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,580
of over 2,000 people.

989
00:42:28,614 --> 00:42:31,650
It would be nice if
you at least acted

990
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:34,119
like you had a clue.

991
00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:40,058
How can people demand
this many things?

992
00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:44,195
If Armand were here,
he'd know what to do.

993
00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,799
Edison, it's time for your massage.

994
00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:50,101
No, girls, no!
I'm working!

995
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:52,103
No, stop it!

996
00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:55,607
Haven't you had enough?

997
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,781
That's perfect.

998
00:43:10,656 --> 00:43:12,691
Where's the fire?

999
00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,392
I don't smell any smoke.

1000
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:16,862
Give it time.

1001
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:20,265
Is this a great day or what?

1002
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:22,734
Hey, what about the budget cuts?

1003
00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:23,835
Yeah!
Yeah!

1004
00:43:23,869 --> 00:43:26,672
And how about the rest
of our demands?

1005
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:27,538
Yeah!
Yeah!

1006
00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,841
After giving them
careful consideration,

1007
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:33,244
I've decided I cannot give
you all a raise right now.

1008
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,982
I'm sorry, but I can give
you something better, huh?

1009
00:43:37,015 --> 00:43:39,918
A stake in the company,
which means

1010
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,687
every time McMillan does well,

1011
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,023
each and every one of
you guys profit, too.

1012
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,997
Look, I know working here
lately's been a big bummer,

1013
00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:55,901
so as brand-new
chairman of the board,

1014
00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:59,738
I am now making
every Wednesday afternoon

1015
00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,173
luau Wednesday!

1016
00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:08,379
So put on your sunscreen!
We're going to the beach!

1017
00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,432
Looking good, Landers!

1018
00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:29,367
I've never moshed before.

1019
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,437
It is totally exhilarating!

1020
00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:37,375
Hey, Mr. Bradford,
can I get my ball back?

1021
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:50,889
Oh, he's really
a great guy, isn't he?

1022
00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:56,494
Well, either that or
certifiably insane.

1023
00:44:56,527 --> 00:45:00,298
Everybody!
Let's do it!

1024
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:10,742
Gentlemen, feast your eyes.

1025
00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:17,082
I heard IBM is gonna
have a polka Tuesday,

1026
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:20,351
and 3m is doing a fiesta Friday.

1027
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:22,220
I heard you're old.

1028
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:25,356
I'd like to get you
in a mosh pit.

1029
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:27,492
Thanks to you, Edison,

1030
00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:30,261
productivity is up 17%,

1031
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:35,066
and our shares are now up to $75.

1032
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,102
To Edison.

1033
00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,738
To Edison!
To Edison!

1034
00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:43,741
Cheers.

1035
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,751
Come in!

1036
00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:57,088
Hi.

1037
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:58,556
Hey. How you doing?

1038
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,426
I just wanted to
congratulate you

1039
00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:03,228
on stopping the strike.

1040
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:06,932
Luau Wednesday was
a really great idea.

1041
00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:11,102
No biggie.
Just doing my job.

1042
00:46:11,136 --> 00:46:12,770
Yeah.

1043
00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:17,375
Well, I'll see you around.

1044
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:20,778
Yeah. Ok.

1045
00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:22,447
Bye.

1046
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,915
Bye.

1047
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:33,424
See, Armand?
She doesn't think I suck.

1048
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:37,863
Uh-oh. Need a bigger mug.

1049
00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:52,477
Well, Kosik, what a surprise.

1050
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,446
Well, well. Do you
want to tell me

1051
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,382
what in hell is going on?

1052
00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,851
The stock is at
an all-time high.

1053
00:46:59,885 --> 00:47:00,551
The little jerk

1054
00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:01,887
is having some beginner's luck.

1055
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,890
Well, change the
little jerk's luck to bad.

1056
00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,591
Do whatever you
have to, Bradford.

1057
00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:09,427
You have until the end
of the month,

1058
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,496
and then I am taking my money...

1059
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:15,967
amongst other things...
elsewhere.

1060
00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,536
Understand?

1061
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,438
Now get busy!

1062
00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:26,945
Ok, pal, that does it.

1063
00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:35,486
Edison, where are your secrets?

1064
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,923
Food from Woodstock.

1065
00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:48,433
What the hell is this?

1066
00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:53,504
Glo-gunk...
Bug-zapper hat...

1067
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:56,074
Edison's not the only one
around here

1068
00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:57,308
with bright ideas.

1069
00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:59,377
Wow! What do
you call it?

1070
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:03,448
The P.O.S... Portable
Outhouse Slacks.

1071
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:06,451
It's for those long road trips

1072
00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:09,220
when you can't find
a place to stop.

1073
00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:13,024
And it comes with
a matching c.S.S.

1074
00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:13,891
What's that?

1075
00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:18,463
Car sickness shirt.
Let me demonstrate.

1076
00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:23,434
Very impressive, Larry!

1077
00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:24,235
The c.S.S.?

1078
00:48:24,269 --> 00:48:25,636
No. The amount of vomit

1079
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,672
you're able to produce
at the drop of a hat.

1080
00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:30,942
Let me guess,
pork chops?

1081
00:48:30,976 --> 00:48:35,080
Last night! I have
a slow metabolism.

1082
00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:42,553
Edison, i... ...

1083
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,489
I have a surprise for you.

1084
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,492
A surprise?
I love surprises.

1085
00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:48,293
Funniest thing.

1086
00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:52,597
I just got a craving
for pork chops.

1087
00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:06,211
I thought coming here would
give us a chance to bond.

1088
00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,378
Good idea.

1089
00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:10,315
It's still a jag.

1090
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,586
Tennis, anyone?

1091
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,123
You're wearing a skirt.

1092
00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:20,725
You must admit, I've got
the legs to pull it off.

1093
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,494
For a slender man, you do have...

1094
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,563
get back in there and change!

1095
00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:28,133
You're no fun.
Pffft!

1096
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,668
Don't worry. Since
it's your first time,

1097
00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,137
I'll go easy on you.

1098
00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:34,239
Don't be silly,
Bradford. Come on.

1099
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:35,773
I'm a pure, natural athlete.

1100
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,710
Suit yourself, bozo.

1101
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,150
What are you doing?

1102
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,591
Ball's in this racquet,
Bradford.

1103
00:49:57,462 --> 00:50:01,232
You're doing fine.
Ha ha ha!

1104
00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:03,201
I got it!

1105
00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:04,469
Oh!

1106
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,208
I got it!
I got it!

1107
00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:16,347
Hate to take a point
for that one,

1108
00:50:16,381 --> 00:50:17,748
but I will.

1109
00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:21,252
Not bad for a beginner.

1110
00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:23,454
So, how are things
at the office,

1111
00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:25,623
Mr. Chairman
of the board?

1112
00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,258
Great. Got 14 million

1113
00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:29,127
playing mortal kombat today.

1114
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,762
That's very impressive.
You know, Edison,

1115
00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,065
being the leader of
a major corporation

1116
00:50:34,099 --> 00:50:36,767
is about more than
playing video games

1117
00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:37,768
or settling a strike.

1118
00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:39,670
It's about taking chances.

1119
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,672
What do you mean?

1120
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,242
I saw your diary.

1121
00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,744
Ignore the part
about the farm animals.

1122
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,713
I was young.
I was naive.

1123
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:50,481
I was lonely... no!

1124
00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:52,850
Your idea diary.

1125
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,552
Oh, oh, oh!

1126
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,355
You're talking about this?

1127
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,589
Your invention idea.

1128
00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,091
What about it?

1129
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:04,795
The ketchup helper,
glo-gunk, bug-zapper hat...

1130
00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:06,397
they're great!

1131
00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,766
You're kidding me.

1132
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,403
This is why I really
brought you here today.

1133
00:51:12,437 --> 00:51:15,373
The resources of the company
are at your disposal.

1134
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,175
You have an opportunity here

1135
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:18,609
to make your Mark on the world

1136
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:21,579
and achieve a little bit
of immortality...

1137
00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:24,249
The way Armand did.

1138
00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:25,650
You really think so?

1139
00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:27,518
I know genius when I smell it,

1140
00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:29,354
and you're positively reeking.

1141
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,122
Then there's all kinds of ideas

1142
00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:33,191
I've been working
on. There's one here

1143
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,260
I've been working on forever.

1144
00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:38,763
What do you think of this one?

1145
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:41,266
You ok?
Touching. Sorry.

1146
00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:43,468
Yes. Well,
it's brilliant.

1147
00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:44,602
It's upside down.

1148
00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:45,470
Whatever.

1149
00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,172
I get a good vibe from it,

1150
00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:47,872
and that's what counts.

1151
00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:49,874
Edison, as your biggest fan,

1152
00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:53,244
I have only one thing
to say to you:

1153
00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:56,481
Make your dreams come true.

1154
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,784
You could be right.

1155
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,722
I can do this.

1156
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:09,760
Ha ha ha! All right,
I'm gonna do it!

1157
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,762
Uhh!

1158
00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,798
Eeugh.

1159
00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:16,234
Ooh.

1160
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,569
Bradford! Ow!
You ok?

1161
00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:20,838
We've all taken one there.

1162
00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:21,539
Gotta hurt!

1163
00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:24,642
I'll go get help!
Don't move!

1164
00:52:26,411 --> 00:52:28,546
Here, watch my racquet.

1165
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,953
Anybody work here!
We need some help!

1166
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:40,558
That's what I'm here for.

1167
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,395
Oh...

1168
00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:50,235
You did say you needed help?

1169
00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,503
You're damn skippy.

1170
00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:57,608
Ha ha! I'm all yours!
Teach me! Teach me!

1171
00:52:57,642 --> 00:52:59,677
Well, Edison,
to master the game,

1172
00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,879
you have to get zen about it.

1173
00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,681
You have to feel the balls,

1174
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:07,285
caress them instead
of whacking them...

1175
00:53:07,318 --> 00:53:08,986
And think of your racquet

1176
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,655
as an extension of yourself...

1177
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:16,461
another muscle:
Strong, hard, forceful,

1178
00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:21,499
a tool to penetrate
your opponent's court.

1179
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,301
Now, let's play.

1180
00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:29,807
Me likey tennis.

1181
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:39,917
Mm. You wore me out.

1182
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,287
I hope you'll let me give you

1183
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,754
another lesson again soon.

1184
00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:45,623
Where do I sign up?

1185
00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:46,691
You're not a member?

1186
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:47,992
Of course I'm a member.

1187
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,760
Why else would I
dress like this?

1188
00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:53,831
Me and my buddy
Bradford... Bradford!

1189
00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:12,517
Something funny?!

1190
00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:19,824
Share it!
I love to laugh!

1191
00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:23,628
Everyone copy something!

1192
00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:24,462
Larry!

1193
00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,964
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!

1194
00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:29,033
Over here, Edison.

1195
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:30,301
There you are.

1196
00:54:30,335 --> 00:54:31,336
You're just in time.

1197
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,504
I'm testing out my new prototype.

1198
00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:35,573
Now men can experience

1199
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,675
the joys of motherhood, too.

1200
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,911
That's great,
but I need your help.

1201
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,847
On what?

1202
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,550
This.

1203
00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:55,660
Ready, Edison?

1204
00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:57,495
Ready, Larry.

1205
00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:04,635
Now, look, if anyone

1206
00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:06,637
so much as comes near this car,

1207
00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:10,708
you have my permission
to shoot to kill.

1208
00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:19,750
Edison!

1209
00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:22,587
Ohh...

1210
00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:28,626
Hey, guys. Here are the
production reports from...

1211
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,695
Man, you guys look fried.

1212
00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:33,398
We tried everything.
We can't figure out

1213
00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:35,533
how to get this thing to work.

1214
00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:37,568
Just... well, hold on.

1215
00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:40,705
You're holding it upside down.

1216
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:41,338
Oh.

1217
00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:43,541
This is never gonna work.

1218
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,543
Look, maybe you guys

1219
00:55:45,576 --> 00:55:46,911
just need to take a break...

1220
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:50,047
Clear your heads so
new ideas can come out.

1221
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,849
You know, maybe you're right.

1222
00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:55,553
That's a great idea.
Wanna grab some lunch?

1223
00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:56,987
Oh. Oh, no,
I can't.

1224
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,756
I've got work that's piling up...

1225
00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:00,925
look into my eyes, Natalie.

1226
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,993
All you're thinking
about right now

1227
00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:05,396
is having lunch with me, Edison,

1228
00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,898
your new buddy, your new pal.

1229
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:08,633
Is it working?
No.

1230
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,835
Look back into my eyes, Natalie.

1231
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,703
What if I stop
talking like this?

1232
00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:15,606
Will you go to lunch
with me, please?

1233
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,907
All right. I know
just the place.

1234
00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:19,610
You'll feel like
you're back to nature.

1235
00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:24,449
I like this.

1236
00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:25,483
I told you this place is great.

1237
00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:28,185
Would you like some more
extra-crispy, little lady?

1238
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,520
Oh, no, thank you.

1239
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,789
Are you sure we're
allowed to do this?

1240
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,492
Oh, sure. As long
as we play by the rules.

1241
00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,160
Freeze, freeze.

1242
00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,769
Ok, unfreeze.

1243
00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:46,637
Having fun?

1244
00:56:46,671 --> 00:56:48,205
I don't know how you
get away with this stuff.

1245
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,708
Simple. Hank the security
guard over there's my bud.

1246
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:54,879
I revived his social life
after he went bald.

1247
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,447
I call it chia hair.

1248
00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,949
Do you mean he actually
gets dates looking like that?

1249
00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:00,751
Oh, yeah. When his
head's in season,

1250
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:02,219
no.
Women go nuts.

1251
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,220
Hey, Edison.

1252
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,589
Who's your friend?

1253
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,657
This is Natalie.

1254
00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:07,357
Hi.

1255
00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:09,193
Hi, Natalie.
Enjoying the view

1256
00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:10,194
of the great plains?

1257
00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:10,961
Yes, yes, thank you.

1258
00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:14,431
How's the hair
working out for ya?

1259
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:18,202
Does that answer your question?

1260
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,771
Miss?

1261
00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:23,474
My god.
You're the man!

1262
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,076
I'm so embarrassed.

1263
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,479
Oh, no. Please,
don't worry about it.

1264
00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:31,982
I had 3 brothers. We'd have
burping contests for hours.

1265
00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:33,551
You had burping contests?

1266
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:34,752
Yes.
Get out.

1267
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:35,486
Yes!

1268
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,420
I want to see this.

1269
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,656
No! we're dressed like
the village people.

1270
00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,691
You can't be
embarrassed. Come on.

1271
00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:41,325
I dare you.

1272
00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:43,260
I double-dare you, come on.

1273
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:44,128
Oh, um,

1274
00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,763
oh, man, I can't believe
I'm doing this.

1275
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,164
I might be a little rusty.

1276
00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:48,799
It's ok.

1277
00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:55,239
Wow.

1278
00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:57,642
Want something to drink?

1279
00:57:57,675 --> 00:58:01,078
Hello, Edison, how are you?

1280
00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:03,247
A, b, c, d, e, f, g,

1281
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,149
h, I, j, k-k, l, ah,

1282
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:08,152
l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t,

1283
00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,987
u-u, ahhhh...

1284
00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:13,824
U, v, w, x, y, z.

1285
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:15,960
Oh, my god!

1286
00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:17,161
Hope that wasn't a mating call.

1287
00:58:17,194 --> 00:58:20,565
We're going to have
a stampede on our hands.

1288
00:58:20,598 --> 00:58:21,198
Jeez.

1289
00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:22,700
Okay, no looking.

1290
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,400
Oh, be careful.

1291
00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,235
We're almost there.
Ok, ready?

1292
00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:26,537
Yes.
No burping!

1293
00:58:26,571 --> 00:58:27,271
If you're really good,

1294
00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:28,539
we'll get ice cream later.

1295
00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:30,307
Ooh.
Ta-da!

1296
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,177
Look, low-flying
plane. Get down!

1297
00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:34,278
Are we having fun?

1298
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:35,746
Yes. i can't believe
this.

1299
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,214
Say, it's good
to see you relaxing

1300
00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:38,082
for a change.

1301
00:58:38,115 --> 00:58:39,917
Well, it's hard
to relax at the office.

1302
00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:41,619
Especially around
men like Bradford.

1303
00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:43,588
Oh, come on. He's
not such a bad guy.

1304
00:58:43,621 --> 00:58:45,022
I mean, he's a little uptight,

1305
00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,056
but I kind of like him.

1306
00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,224
He's been helping me.

1307
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:48,325
Well, be careful.

1308
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:49,827
If I were you
I wouldn't trust him.

1309
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,796
Hey, look, cornelis drebbel,

1310
00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:52,897
Mr. Submarine.

1311
00:58:52,930 --> 00:58:53,798
And there's Jethro tull.

1312
00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:56,967
Not the band,
he invented the seed drill.

1313
00:58:57,001 --> 00:58:58,102
Not bad.

1314
00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:01,171
But can you tell me who he is?

1315
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,139
Oh, that's easy.

1316
00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,708
That's Alexander Graham bell.

1317
00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:04,508
If it weren't for him,

1318
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,342
we wouldn't have
the psychic hotline.

1319
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,244
That's amazing
you know all this stuff.

1320
00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,847
Oh, well, hanging around
Armand as long as I did

1321
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,649
I couldn't help
but rub off on me.

1322
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:12,482
What about you?

1323
00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:13,283
Have you always
been into inventions?

1324
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,218
Me? Oh, yeah.
As a kid

1325
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:15,085
we always played this spy game.

1326
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:16,954
Everybody always
wanted to be James Bond.

1327
00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:19,223
You know, "the name's
bond, James Bond.

1328
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:22,860
I like my women
shaken, not stirred."

1329
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:24,328
No, I always wanted to be q,

1330
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,597
the guy who made
all the cool weapons.

1331
00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:27,264
Yeah.

1332
00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:28,132
That's always been my dream

1333
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:30,768
that maybe one day
I could make something

1334
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,838
that would end up in this place.

1335
00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:38,042
Now I see why Armand
left his company to you.

1336
00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:40,044
Really?

1337
00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,080
What's that?

1338
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,749
Thanks a lot.

1339
00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:47,618
That is for making monsters!

1340
00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:49,854
No, actually it's to
demonstrate static electricity.

1341
00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:51,956
Watch what happens when
you put your hands on it.

1342
00:59:51,989 --> 00:59:53,323
Go ahead.

1343
00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:56,326
Look at your hair.

1344
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,195
Look at your hair.

1345
00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:01,598
Mine hasn't changed, has it?

1346
01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,203
Oh, this is fun.

1347
01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:09,273
I'm glad we did this.

1348
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,241
Me, too.

1349
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,113
So...

1350
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:18,348
Do you bring all the girls here?

1351
01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:21,652
No. You're the first.

1352
01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,187
Really?

1353
01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,322
Aw.

1354
01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,893
Aah! aah!

1355
01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:32,296
Edison?

1356
01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:33,363
Edison.

1357
01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,733
Are you all right?

1358
01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:37,067
Hold on, Natalie.

1359
01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:39,103
This could be it.

1360
01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:56,353
Ouch.

1361
01:00:57,955 --> 01:00:59,089
I got it! I've got it!

1362
01:00:59,123 --> 01:01:02,092
Whoo-hoo! I got it!
You are my lucky charm.

1363
01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,795
I've got to get back to the lab.

1364
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:07,231
I knew I forgot something.
Come on!

1365
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:11,836
Ladies and gentlemen,
when I was yo high...

1366
01:01:11,869 --> 01:01:12,703
I got the idea

1367
01:01:12,737 --> 01:01:14,371
for making something
everyone could use,

1368
01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:17,107
and today, it is a reality.

1369
01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:20,444
So, without further ado...

1370
01:01:21,746 --> 01:01:22,612
Ta-da!

1371
01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,181
The device that's going
to rock the world!

1372
01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:26,350
A TV dinner? I hate
to break the news,

1373
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:29,286
but Swanson beat you to
the punch by 40 years.

1374
01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:32,422
Guys, it's not just a TV dinner.

1375
01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:35,993
It's a real TV dinner.

1376
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,395
Oh!

1377
01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:40,464
Here, check it out.

1378
01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:44,034
The hardest part was making
a TV that could withstand

1379
01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:45,202
going from the freezer
to being heated.

1380
01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:49,373
This dinner is self-heating
and uses microwave technology

1381
01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:53,377
to cook the food
and run the TV for 4 hours.

1382
01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,879
And here's the kicker.

1383
01:01:54,912 --> 01:01:59,750
It only costs $2.19 more
than a regular TV dinner.

1384
01:01:59,784 --> 01:02:01,251
Ingenious.

1385
01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:02,853
And tasty, too.

1386
01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:04,388
Get him a bib.

1387
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,323
I say we go into
immediate production.

1388
01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,393
Whoa, Edison. I don't
mean to burst your bubble,

1389
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,495
but there are standard
procedures to follow.

1390
01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:12,830
We have product testing and...

1391
01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:14,965
And focus groups.
Safety regulations.

1392
01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,868
We can't just march
right into production.

1393
01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:20,905
Well, you've done this a lot
longer than I have, so...

1394
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:24,141
hold on! Didn't you
just tell us

1395
01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:25,309
that this is the
greatest thing since

1396
01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:28,212
individually wrapped
cheese slices?

1397
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:29,814
I would never ever
dare compare it

1398
01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:31,448
to individually wrapped
cheese slices.

1399
01:02:31,481 --> 01:02:32,382
I mean, come on.
We all know

1400
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,019
there's nothing better
or tastier than that.

1401
01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:35,786
Bradford, hello?

1402
01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:36,653
Scrump-dilly-icious,
cheese slices.

1403
01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:40,557
Although, uh, I would
say this is close.

1404
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:41,191
Yes, but...

1405
01:02:41,225 --> 01:02:42,092
Natalie, please.
Gentlemen,

1406
01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:46,330
months of costly testing
will only tell us

1407
01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:49,166
what we already know.
The product works. But,

1408
01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:54,972
of course, it's up to you,
Mr. Chairman of the board.

1409
01:02:55,539 --> 01:03:00,310
I say we go into
production! Now!

1410
01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:22,266
One small step for man,
one giant leap for mankind.

1411
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,269
Hi, I'm chef Edison,
and when I'm away from home,

1412
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:28,305
I still like to catch some
of my favorite TV shows.

1413
01:03:28,338 --> 01:03:30,007
That's why I always bring

1414
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,977
one of my chef Edison TV dinners

1415
01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:33,777
wherever I go.

1416
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,081
With flavors like
beavis and broccoli,

1417
01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:39,249
NYPD blueberry pie,

1418
01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:40,517
and m.A.S.H.Ed potatoes,

1419
01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:42,920
there's no reason to be
a couch potato at home.

1420
01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:45,956
Now, you can be one anywhere!

1421
01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:49,193
So, sit back on a moon rock,

1422
01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:51,595
and enjoy.

1423
01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:58,302
If you can catch it!

1424
01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:05,442
There they are!
They're here!

1425
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:07,277
One at a time.

1426
01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:08,545
Aah!

1427
01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:12,917
I needhey, I
some more. Was first!

1428
01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:22,459
Today on lifestyles

1429
01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,328
of the rich and shameless...

1430
01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,396
We'll be jetting to
the south of France

1431
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:30,167
for a 5-star nosh
with the stars...

1432
01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:34,004
Oh, doctor, what are you saying?

1433
01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,273
Monica, I have good
news and bad news.

1434
01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,607
Your uncle will live...

1435
01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:39,376
Yes, yes?

1436
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,982
Bill, come to bed.

1437
01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:45,916
Just as soon

1438
01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:47,384
as this Dukes of Hazzard
re-run is over.

1439
01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,253
You're not breaking
your diet are you?

1440
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,356
No, honey. Here,
destroy the evidence.

1441
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,897
Hooray!

1442
01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,968
It's time for some champagne!

1443
01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:05,402
Hip, hip, hooray!

1444
01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:08,272
Hip, hip, hooray!

1445
01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:10,907
Hip, hip, hooray!

1446
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:15,279
It's like Christmas
without the wrapping paper.

1447
01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:17,147
One year's rent,

1448
01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:19,449
paid... in full.

1449
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,685
What do you say,
Ms. K?

1450
01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:25,489
Any more problems,
and you ball-less

1451
01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:30,660
surf lice are out of
here. I'm warning you.

1452
01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:39,369
How does she hold
that much smoke?

1453
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,341
You're welcome!

1454
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,977
Listen to me, my karmic buddy.

1455
01:05:47,011 --> 01:05:49,046
Look around. See all
this nice new stuff?

1456
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,147
Yeah.

1457
01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:52,549
You sure you can afford all
this and the rent, right?

1458
01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,384
Guys, I get another
check in 2 weeks.

1459
01:05:54,418 --> 01:05:55,352
And another one after that

1460
01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:56,486
and another one after that.

1461
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,622
There's more of this
where that came from.

1462
01:05:58,655 --> 01:05:59,389
I hope you're right.

1463
01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:02,392
John tesh's greatest
elevator hits?

1464
01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:05,362
Dude, buying one of these
is bad enough,

1465
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,264
but why would anybody
remotely sane

1466
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,599
buy them by the box?

1467
01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,670
I wonder.

1468
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:18,342
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!

1469
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,310
See, it's important to be

1470
01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:21,411
musically open-minded.

1471
01:06:21,445 --> 01:06:25,015
That's right.
Tesh rocks.

1472
01:06:29,719 --> 01:06:33,290
You know, I couldn't decide
between getting a bowling alley

1473
01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,292
or a limo. So...

1474
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,527
I just got both.

1475
01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:48,338
I think he's gone
overboard, man.

1476
01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:52,209
Chairman of the
board, on the board.

1477
01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:54,244
Talk to me, babe.

1478
01:07:09,293 --> 01:07:11,428
Dagger in the eye...

1479
01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:20,404
Somebody get me a cheeseburger quick.

1480
01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:24,241
Voila! My latest prototype.

1481
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:25,142
A shirt?

1482
01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:27,544
Uh, I have a feeling
it's not just a shirt.

1483
01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:29,179
Right you are, Natalie.

1484
01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:33,417
It's a biothermal,
electro-neurol sensitive,

1485
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:35,752
mendacity meter.

1486
01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,587
Can someone translate for us?

1487
01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:38,788
It's a lie detector shirt,

1488
01:07:38,822 --> 01:07:41,591
or as we like to
say, the bullshirt!

1489
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:42,759
With Larry's ingenuity

1490
01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,394
and, of course, my
flair for fashion,

1491
01:07:44,428 --> 01:07:46,730
it's guaranteed to
be a sure-fire winner.

1492
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:48,098
Go ahead, gang.

1493
01:07:48,132 --> 01:07:49,233
Ask Larry a few questions.

1494
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:53,837
Larry, have you ever
stolen office supplies

1495
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:55,372
from the company?

1496
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,306
No.

1497
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:58,575
Hard to believe, but
he's telling the truth.

1498
01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:02,312
Do those "reach out and
touch someone" commercials

1499
01:08:02,346 --> 01:08:04,481
make you cry?

1500
01:08:04,848 --> 01:08:05,615
No.

1501
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:09,819
Ha ha ha!

1502
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:16,793
They run some emotional ones
during the holidays.

1503
01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:20,464
Now, we haven't produced
a single shirt yet,

1504
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:23,533
and already we've gotten
hundreds of orders,

1505
01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:25,235
just from word of mouth.

1506
01:08:25,269 --> 01:08:28,305
Hmm. It looks like Edison
is doing a good job

1507
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,607
of filling Armand's shoes.

1508
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,409
Looks like
you're doing a good job

1509
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,310
of filling your pants.

1510
01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:36,646
Don't jerk me off,
and meet me at the moon.

1511
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,284
Looks like you've got yourself
another winner on your hands.

1512
01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,352
Are you kidding me?
That's nothing!

1513
01:08:42,386 --> 01:08:43,220
You think that was brilliant?

1514
01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,821
I got plenty more
where that came from!

1515
01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:47,591
If that little Einstein guy
was alive,

1516
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:50,327
he'd be taking notes from moi!

1517
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,895
Ride it, baby!

1518
01:08:54,398 --> 01:08:56,366
Well, it's her royal
hemorrhoidiness.

1519
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:00,337
You little
good-for-nothing jerkweed!

1520
01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:02,672
Halitosis heads are out of here!

1521
01:09:02,706 --> 01:09:04,908
What's up?
The rent's been paid.

1522
01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:05,542
Yeah.

1523
01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:07,377
Clown boy's check bounced!

1524
01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:12,582
I could have you
pencil-necked lowlifes
arrested for that.

1525
01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:15,752
I knew Edison was spending
too much on this extravagance.

1526
01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:18,555
I was going
to tell him that myself.

1527
01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:19,323
Ms. K...

1528
01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:21,891
I'm sure it was just
a big mistake.

1529
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:25,395
I know Edison could
cut us another check.

1530
01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:26,296
Hey...

1531
01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,232
Is that a new housecoat?

1532
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,201
Oh!
I want my money!

1533
01:09:31,235 --> 01:09:33,637
By the end of today...

1534
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:34,538
In cash,

1535
01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:40,244
or your scum-sucking weasels
get the boot!

1536
01:09:40,277 --> 01:09:41,445
Uh...

1537
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,382
She was a little bit
upset, I think.

1538
01:09:45,415 --> 01:09:46,983
Uhh.

1539
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,853
He said you need to make an appointment.

1540
01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:50,620
What?

1541
01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:52,356
We don't have time
for that, ma'am.

1542
01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:55,625
Bogus! Since when is he
too busy for his friends?

1543
01:09:55,659 --> 01:09:57,561
It's very important
that we talk to him now.

1544
01:09:57,594 --> 01:10:01,298
He gave specific instructions
not to be disturbed.

1545
01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:02,999
Lady, listen...

1546
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:05,769
Look, man, forget him.

1547
01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:07,404
Let's go.

1548
01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:08,905
Do you even know who I am?

1549
01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,340
Chef Edison, famous inventor,

1550
01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:12,309
loved by millions... ring a bell?

1551
01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:14,411
Good. Now we're
getting somewhere.

1552
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,312
I don't care.

1553
01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:16,846
The ad says over
30 minutes and it's free.

1554
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,249
And... it's been over
30 minutes.

1555
01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:21,351
How hard is it to find?
It's a white limo!

1556
01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:24,754
Wait up! I'd better get
a good tip!

1557
01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:27,291
Hey, come back!

1558
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:30,294
It is so hard to get
good service these days.

1559
01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:33,430
Edison, I think we need to talk.

1560
01:10:33,463 --> 01:10:34,398
I really think you're letting

1561
01:10:34,431 --> 01:10:36,600
the success go to your head.

1562
01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:39,803
Our first fight.
How romantic.

1563
01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:40,604
I'm serious.

1564
01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:42,606
You can't talk to people
like that...

1565
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:44,808
Shh!

1566
01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:46,310
Of the popular chef Edison
line of TV dinners

1567
01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:47,911
is also now the target

1568
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:50,980
of a $500 million-dollar
class action suit.

1569
01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:53,450
Joining us live
in the studio this morning

1570
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:55,385
is Mr. Anthony alosi.

1571
01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:56,420
Thank you, Mark.

1572
01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:57,687
With my very busy schedule,

1573
01:10:57,721 --> 01:11:00,557
I often have to catch
my meals on the fly.

1574
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,893
So I got used to eating
the chef Edison TV dinners

1575
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:07,397
10, 12, even 15 times a week.

1576
01:11:07,431 --> 01:11:08,832
But what McMillan Industries

1577
01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:10,800
failed to warn
the consumers about

1578
01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:13,837
was that their little
microwave-powered TV screen

1579
01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:17,641
emits 1,000 times more radiation

1580
01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:19,776
than a normal TV.

1581
01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:20,977
That's not true!

1582
01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:22,579
I invented that thing myself!

1583
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,848
I used to work as a lobbyist

1584
01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:29,319
for the nuclear energy industry.

1585
01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:30,987
Well...

1586
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,890
Who's gonna hire me now?

1587
01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:34,824
Huh?

1588
01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,326
Lights!

1589
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,328
I'm a walking night light!

1590
01:11:38,362 --> 01:11:39,696
My career is over!

1591
01:11:39,729 --> 01:11:41,598
Thanks, Edison!

1592
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,933
Holy jeepers!

1593
01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:47,937
It's dropped 18 points in the last hour!

1594
01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:48,972
It's free-falling!

1595
01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:51,375
What'll we do?!

1596
01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,442
Well, ask Edison.

1597
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:56,112
He's the one who rushed
the product into production.

1598
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,482
Yes, but this whole accident
was just a fluke!

1599
01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:01,551
The man was glowing
like a Jack o' lantern.

1600
01:12:01,585 --> 01:12:03,086
How do you explain that?

1601
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:03,953
I don't know,

1602
01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:05,389
but I promise you
it's gonna blow over.

1603
01:12:05,422 --> 01:12:07,524
Your ignorance
is no longer charming.

1604
01:12:07,557 --> 01:12:08,625
Don't you get it?

1605
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,427
The public hasn't just lost
confidence in the product.

1606
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:13,597
They've lost confidence
in McMillan Industries.

1607
01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:17,434
And this entire incident
could have been avoided,

1608
01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:19,736
had the product
been properly tested,

1609
01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:21,938
as Ms. Stockwell
initially suggested.

1610
01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:23,407
Isn't that right, Natalie?

1611
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,441
Yes, but...

1612
01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:27,377
and now, because of
your irresponsible leadership,

1613
01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:28,311
the future of this company

1614
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:32,148
and the jobs of thousands
of working people

1615
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,551
have been
tragically jeopardized.

1616
01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:38,154
I think it's time
to elect a new chairman,

1617
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,423
someone competent,

1618
01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:40,490
someone sane.

1619
01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:41,625
Bradford, you can't do this!

1620
01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:44,594
Can't I? Perhaps you've
conveniently overlooked the fact

1621
01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:46,062
that my uncle's will
clearly stipulates

1622
01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:49,132
if the value of the stock
drops below $20 a share,

1623
01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:50,199
you lose everything.

1624
01:12:50,233 --> 01:12:53,770
And it all gets turned over
to... what was your word?

1625
01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:54,404
Moi.

1626
01:12:54,438 --> 01:12:56,440
And, unless I miss my guess,

1627
01:12:56,473 --> 01:13:01,411
moi is going to happen
right about...

1628
01:13:01,445 --> 01:13:03,046
Now.

1629
01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:14,023
Oh! oh!
Oh! oh!

1630
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:17,627
Oh! oh!
Oh! oh!

1631
01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:27,471
Darn the luck.

1632
01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:30,674
I guess that means i'm
the new chairman of the board.

1633
01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:31,608
You can't do this!

1634
01:13:31,641 --> 01:13:35,211
It's 3:00, Mr. Bradford,
just like you said.

1635
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:36,112
Is it about the promotion?

1636
01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:39,683
Yes, Toby, you're now
king of the idiots.

1637
01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:40,650
You're just in time to witness

1638
01:13:40,684 --> 01:13:44,120
my first order of business
as the new chairman.

1639
01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:44,988
Edison, you're fired.

1640
01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,223
Pack up your infantile crap
and get out!

1641
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,725
And if this menace to humanity

1642
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,760
ever trespasses
on company property again,

1643
01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:52,128
I want his sorry ass arrested!

1644
01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:54,598
Bradford, wh-what are you doing?

1645
01:13:54,631 --> 01:13:55,499
I thought we were friends!

1646
01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:57,934
Welcome to the wonderful
world of business.

1647
01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,736
And we were never friends.

1648
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:03,172
I did get you
a going-away present.

1649
01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:06,710
Funny thing...

1650
01:14:06,743 --> 01:14:07,977
Armand's board.

1651
01:14:08,011 --> 01:14:09,679
I took it apart completely,

1652
01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:13,783
but the answer
wasn't in the board.

1653
01:14:14,851 --> 01:14:16,820
Now get this low-class trash
out of my sight.

1654
01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:17,921
You've gotta believe me!

1655
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,490
This whole thing was a mistake!

1656
01:14:20,524 --> 01:14:22,091
I'm sorry!

1657
01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:24,794
Attention, all little people,

1658
01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,930
this is Bradford
"Big Daddy" McMillan,

1659
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,265
the new chairman of the board.

1660
01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,233
Luau Wednesday
has been canceled.

1661
01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:32,936
There's a new festival,
unemployment Thursday,

1662
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,571
unless you follow these rules:

1663
01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:37,206
All male employees with full
heads of hair are fired.

1664
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,576
Male employees who attempt
to thin their hair

1665
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:42,512
may be rehired, but only if
they're shorter than me.

1666
01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:44,180
More to follow.

1667
01:14:54,223 --> 01:14:55,759
No...

1668
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,193
What happened?

1669
01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:59,195
No. I got evicted.

1670
01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:02,766
No. Tell me this
isn't happening!

1671
01:15:02,799 --> 01:15:04,534
My surfboard.

1672
01:15:04,568 --> 01:15:05,201
Dinosaur.

1673
01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:06,670
Yellow brick road.

1674
01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:09,238
Where did it all go?

1675
01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,507
No!

1676
01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:17,614
Oh, what did I do?

1677
01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,928
God!

1678
01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:34,230
Uhh!

1679
01:15:34,664 --> 01:15:36,866
Check it out, man.

1680
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,202
Pathetic, ain't it?

1681
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:46,109
Is he dead?

1682
01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:47,677
No!

1683
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,084
Hey, guys.

1684
01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:56,052
Top of the morning.

1685
01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:58,755
Mr. I-can-buy-everything
in-the-known-universe

1686
01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:01,257
and-still-have-enough-left
to-pay-the-rent.

1687
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:04,093
Oh, and don't say
we didn't try to warn you.

1688
01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:04,961
I know. I know.

1689
01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:05,929
Look, I'm sorry about
bouncing the check

1690
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:09,298
and losing the beach house
and all, all right?

1691
01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:11,167
Whew.

1692
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,035
Well...

1693
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,103
Guess we don't have
no housework to do.

1694
01:16:14,137 --> 01:16:16,172
You want to wipe
that bird crap off you

1695
01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:19,242
and go get some breakfast
or what?

1696
01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,845
You guys still aren't tweaked?

1697
01:16:21,878 --> 01:16:22,912
You can make it up to us

1698
01:16:22,946 --> 01:16:25,181
by figuring out a way
to heat that lifeguard shack.

1699
01:16:25,214 --> 01:16:26,983
It was so cold
in there last night,

1700
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,117
my nuts feel like snowballs.

1701
01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:31,087
I think my inventing days
are over, guys.

1702
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:34,323
They've caused way too many
problems already.

1703
01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:37,927
Hey! That was your idea book!

1704
01:16:37,961 --> 01:16:40,129
Yeah, I know.

1705
01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:41,030
Bradford...

1706
01:16:41,064 --> 01:16:43,266
Bradford, I wish you'd
reconsider selling.

1707
01:16:43,299 --> 01:16:44,701
I wish you'd reconsider dating.

1708
01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,170
Think of the people you're
putting out of work

1709
01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:48,171
and their families.

1710
01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:50,039
Thank you, Joan of arc,
but if I want sentiment,

1711
01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:51,240
I'll get a hallmark card.

1712
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:52,308
This is your uncle's company.

1713
01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:54,944
Every generation
has to make its Mark.

1714
01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,780
His was to build the company.

1715
01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:58,081
Mine is to...

1716
01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,249
Destroy it.

1717
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:06,122
Man, I still don't get it.

1718
01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:06,823
Hey, guys...

1719
01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:10,226
This just doesn't make sense.

1720
01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:12,428
Look at this guy!

1721
01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,899
I designed that TV dinner
myself, I'm telling you.

1722
01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:17,667
There's not enough radiation
there

1723
01:17:17,701 --> 01:17:20,003
to make someone look like
a walking night light.

1724
01:17:20,036 --> 01:17:22,338
I used to have a night light.

1725
01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:25,341
I used to have a house.

1726
01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,711
Look, we believe you,
my cosmic buddy,

1727
01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:29,045
but what... how can you fight it?

1728
01:17:29,078 --> 01:17:32,916
Besides, in a half hour,
it ain't your problem no more.

1729
01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:34,383
The universe
will handle it, man.

1730
01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:37,120
This being homeless thing
is really bumming me out.

1731
01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:40,289
I gotta ride some tubes.

1732
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,224
You guys in?

1733
01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:42,225
Might as well.

1734
01:17:42,258 --> 01:17:44,127
Guess so.

1735
01:17:49,098 --> 01:17:50,433
Go ahead.

1736
01:17:50,466 --> 01:17:52,001
What's up?

1737
01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,069
What's wrong?

1738
01:17:53,102 --> 01:17:55,371
Wait a minute.

1739
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,377
Holy bat guana!
I'm onto something!

1740
01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:01,945
What's up?

1741
01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:04,247
Man, what the hell?

1742
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,960
My glo-gunk formula's gone!

1743
01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:19,262
I saw your diary.

1744
01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:21,397
I think you're a natural.

1745
01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:24,901
Nice try, but it's me again.

1746
01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:27,236
I outrank her
in these flashbacks.

1747
01:18:27,270 --> 01:18:28,237
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1748
01:18:28,271 --> 01:18:28,872
I saw your diary.

1749
01:18:28,905 --> 01:18:29,739
You know, the inventions.

1750
01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:33,877
The ketchup helper.
The bug zapper hat.

1751
01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:35,945
Glo-gunk.

1752
01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:37,881
They're great.

1753
01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:42,218
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha!

1754
01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:46,455
I've got it!

1755
01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:47,456
I got it!

1756
01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:48,557
Got what?

1757
01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:51,227
We got to get to the company
before Bradford sells it.

1758
01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:51,861
Let's go!

1759
01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:56,399
Good-bye, bullshirt.

1760
01:18:56,432 --> 01:18:59,402
So long, p.O.S.

1761
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,206
Larry...

1762
01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:05,208
What are you doing?

1763
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,910
If he sees this... oh.

1764
01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:09,378
Mr. McMillan asked for all my work

1765
01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,014
to be delivered up here.

1766
01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:13,549
One more trip to RandD and...

1767
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:14,383
He'll have it all.

1768
01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:15,251
Larry, you're going
to be in trouble.

1769
01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:19,388
Do you think I care
about what he says?

1770
01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:20,323
Oh!

1771
01:19:20,356 --> 01:19:21,190
Oh! Oh!

1772
01:19:21,224 --> 01:19:23,893
I didn't see you.
I'm... I'm really sorry.

1773
01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:25,694
That's all right.

1774
01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:27,030
I know you didn't mean it.

1775
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,365
Now, get out.
You're fired.

1776
01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:32,268
Aren't we all laid off anyway?

1777
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:33,102
Yes.

1778
01:19:33,136 --> 01:19:35,104
I just love saying it.

1779
01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:37,340
Get out!
You're fired!

1780
01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:38,808
The old ways are best.

1781
01:19:38,842 --> 01:19:39,542
Mr. McMillan,

1782
01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:41,444
Ms. Kosik
and the board members

1783
01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:43,012
are all here right now.

1784
01:19:43,046 --> 01:19:44,080
You realize what this means?

1785
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,049
The final victory.
Here, hold this.

1786
01:19:46,082 --> 01:19:46,916
I've got to change shirts.

1787
01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:49,352
Tell them I'll be upstairs
in 2 minutes.

1788
01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:49,986
And then...

1789
01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:52,922
Get out!
You're fired, too!

1790
01:19:52,956 --> 01:19:55,258
Crybaby.

1791
01:19:58,527 --> 01:20:00,596
Get out of the way!
Coming through!

1792
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,031
Out of the way!

1793
01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:03,266
You in the red car, freeze!

1794
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:05,134
I've got you locked on target!

1795
01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:08,037
These crash test dummy masks
were a great idea!

1796
01:20:08,071 --> 01:20:09,873
How did you know
it would work, man?

1797
01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:11,440
Experience!

1798
01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:18,848
Gentlemen, let's begin.

1799
01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:21,317
But it isn't noon yet.

1800
01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:26,923
For goodness sake...

1801
01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:28,958
It is now.

1802
01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:32,061
I'm the chairman.
I can do that.

1803
01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,363
I'm very happy to report

1804
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:37,366
that, despite recent
unpleasant circumstances,

1805
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,402
Ms. Kosik of Globe Co.

1806
01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:41,537
Wants to purchase McMillan.

1807
01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:44,941
We've all put too many years
into this company

1808
01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:47,276
to let it go down
without a fight.

1809
01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:49,412
Globe co.
Doesn't build anything.

1810
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:51,547
It just squeezes the profits

1811
01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:53,516
out of any company
it gets its grubby hands on

1812
01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:56,285
and then spits out the rest.

1813
01:20:56,319 --> 01:20:58,254
So what's your point?

1814
01:20:58,287 --> 01:21:00,189
The fact is, McMillan Industries

1815
01:21:00,223 --> 01:21:02,591
is worth more to me
dismantled than operational.

1816
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:06,162
The patent library, the land,
and all the buildings

1817
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,630
are what I really want.

1818
01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:09,065
The rest is...

1819
01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:10,366
how shall I put it?

1820
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:11,400
Expendable.

1821
01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:13,402
You're talking
about us, aren't you?

1822
01:21:13,436 --> 01:21:15,204
Well, I was going
to take the high road,

1823
01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:16,105
but you had to say it.

1824
01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:19,342
I'd like to take
the high road to your ass

1825
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,676
with my shoe!

1826
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,146
Ooh. I might enjoy that.

1827
01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:24,213
Gentlemen...

1828
01:21:24,247 --> 01:21:25,181
Please!

1829
01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:27,650
There are bound to be
differences of opinion,

1830
01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:29,986
but that's why the board
is a democracy.

1831
01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:33,556
Let's... put it to a vote,
shall we?

1832
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:34,290
Now...

1833
01:21:34,323 --> 01:21:37,160
All those in favor
of the sale...

1834
01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:40,496
Which is to say, all those
whose votes actually count

1835
01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:44,067
because they own 51%
of the stock, say aye. Aye.

1836
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,368
Congratulations,
Ms. Kosik.

1837
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,403
You've just bought yourself
a company.

1838
01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:49,105
Thank you, Mr. McMillan.

1839
01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:50,606
I'm deeply grateful.

1840
01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:54,077
Well, I believe I just got a raise.

1841
01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:57,280
1-Adam-12. 1-Adam-12.

1842
01:21:57,313 --> 01:22:00,249
Scottie, we need warp factor 10!

1843
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:09,625
Oh, man!

1844
01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:12,361
We are screwed!

1845
01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:13,296
Never fear.

1846
01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:14,964
Edison is here.

1847
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:18,534
Now that's cool.

1848
01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:19,402
That's cool right there.

1849
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,337
I never thought
I'd get to use that one.

1850
01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:25,174
Let's scope out
the situation, boys.

1851
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,244
There's our problem,
right there.

1852
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:31,380
Wait a second.
Hold on a second.

1853
01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:35,118
Wait a minute.
Ha ha ha!

1854
01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,120
Buckle up, kids!

1855
01:22:37,153 --> 01:22:39,989
Yeah!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

1856
01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:40,990
Ow! Ow!

1857
01:22:41,024 --> 01:22:42,625
Ooh! Ah!

1858
01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,629
All you have to do
is sign here and here...

1859
01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:48,664
And here and here and here.

1860
01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:50,199
Here, here, here, here...

1861
01:22:50,233 --> 01:22:52,235
Then we just go to the back...

1862
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,669
just... give it to me.

1863
01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:56,305
Absolutely correct.
You know what to do.

1864
01:22:56,339 --> 01:22:57,573
Ahem.

1865
01:22:57,606 --> 01:22:59,275
All right, now...

1866
01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:03,712
Ink might help.

1867
01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:05,148
Does anyone have a pen

1868
01:23:05,181 --> 01:23:07,250
for Ms. Kosik that works?

1869
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:13,356
So that's the way it is, is it?

1870
01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,158
Hello.

1871
01:23:15,191 --> 01:23:16,359
This is Bradford McMillan,

1872
01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:18,294
and I want a pen that...

1873
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,129
Bradford McMillan.

1874
01:23:20,163 --> 01:23:22,031
And I need a pen...

1875
01:23:22,065 --> 01:23:22,731
oh.

1876
01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:24,667
B-r-a-d...

1877
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,369
I'm the
chairman of the board,

1878
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,737
and I need a pen that works!

1879
01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:38,581
Waa!
Aah!

1880
01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:44,387
Oh.

1881
01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:45,788
Oh.
Oh.

1882
01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:04,673
Good thing we got
some paint left.

1883
01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:06,409
Well, now he's got a convertible.

1884
01:24:06,442 --> 01:24:08,577
Come on, Edison, let's go.

1885
01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:10,246
We got a minute left.

1886
01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:12,281
Move! Out of the way!

1887
01:24:12,315 --> 01:24:15,818
I guess it will
all be over soon.

1888
01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:18,421
Edison! What are you
doing here?

1889
01:24:18,454 --> 01:24:20,689
Going to save the company!

1890
01:24:20,723 --> 01:24:23,359
Come on, guys!

1891
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:27,363
If this one doesn't work,
I'll kill you.

1892
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:28,331
All right, Ms. Kosik,

1893
01:24:28,364 --> 01:24:30,533
let's wrap this up, shall we?

1894
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:32,435
Hey, wait, wait, wait!

1895
01:24:32,468 --> 01:24:33,769
You again.

1896
01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:36,305
Get security up here!
Immediately!

1897
01:24:36,339 --> 01:24:38,207
My chef Edison TV dinners

1898
01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:39,642
never did any harm to anyone.

1899
01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:41,210
Are you delusional
as well as stupid?

1900
01:24:41,244 --> 01:24:43,779
You saw the news report
just like the rest of us.

1901
01:24:43,812 --> 01:24:47,283
Oh, yeah. Well, maybe this
will prove it to you all.

1902
01:24:47,316 --> 01:24:51,520
See? A little dab of my
nontoxic glo-gunk

1903
01:24:51,554 --> 01:24:55,224
and anyone can claim they've
been exposed to radiation.

1904
01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:58,627
If those TV dinners were
releasing that much radiation,

1905
01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:01,530
that guy suing this company...
That alosi fella...

1906
01:25:01,564 --> 01:25:02,865
He wouldn't be glowing.

1907
01:25:02,898 --> 01:25:06,569
He'd be a charcoal briquette!

1908
01:25:09,372 --> 01:25:11,274
Wonderful show.
Bravo!

1909
01:25:11,307 --> 01:25:12,141
I laughed, I cried.

1910
01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:14,443
Now get out. Haven't you
done enough harm

1911
01:25:14,477 --> 01:25:15,844
to this company already?

1912
01:25:15,878 --> 01:25:18,247
Me? This whole toxic
TV dinner thing

1913
01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:19,348
was a scam, wasn't it?

1914
01:25:19,382 --> 01:25:22,351
So you could get control
of this company.

1915
01:25:22,385 --> 01:25:25,221
I bet you two planned
this whole thing.

1916
01:25:25,254 --> 01:25:25,888
No...

1917
01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,423
But I wish I'd thought of it.

1918
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,458
It's a brilliant idea.

1919
01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:30,159
Really?

1920
01:25:30,193 --> 01:25:32,428
I mean, it's... it's ridiculous.

1921
01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:33,362
I'm innocent.

1922
01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,298
Poo!

1923
01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:38,434
Who cut the cheese?

1924
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:41,470
The bullshirt!

1925
01:25:41,670 --> 01:25:45,508
Bradford, something
about your story stinks!

1926
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:48,811
Aha! See?
He's lying!

1927
01:25:51,347 --> 01:25:53,282
All right now, pull over.

1928
01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:55,451
No, um, that's not right.

1929
01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,685
Get them out of here!

1930
01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:59,288
H-hold on a minute!

1931
01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:00,856
Continue, Edison.

1932
01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:01,924
Thank you, sir.

1933
01:26:01,957 --> 01:26:03,459
Riddle me this, Bradford:

1934
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,328
Have you ever stolen, I don't know,

1935
01:26:05,361 --> 01:26:07,230
say, office supplies?

1936
01:26:07,263 --> 01:26:07,830
No.

1937
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,335
There it is again.

1938
01:26:12,368 --> 01:26:14,570
You stole my formula
for glo-gunk, didn't you?

1939
01:26:14,603 --> 01:26:16,239
Glo-gunk? I've never even
heard of it.

1940
01:26:16,272 --> 01:26:19,342
And the guy that's glowing
is some phony you hired,

1941
01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:20,409
isn't it? Come on!

1942
01:26:20,443 --> 01:26:23,679
No, I wouldn't...
I never hired anybody.

1943
01:26:25,248 --> 01:26:27,550
Just because you didn't get
some silly inheritance.

1944
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,685
You mean to tell me that
you'd sell out your uncle

1945
01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:32,421
and everyone that works
for this company?

1946
01:26:32,455 --> 01:26:33,289
He's lying!

1947
01:26:33,322 --> 01:26:34,457
Can't you see that?

1948
01:26:34,490 --> 01:26:36,359
He's the one who's lying!

1949
01:26:38,661 --> 01:26:41,330
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury...

1950
01:26:41,364 --> 01:26:43,232
I rest my case.

1951
01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:44,833
Oh, yeah.
I'm convinced.

1952
01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:48,471
Would you please
go back to sleep?

1953
01:26:48,504 --> 01:26:49,938
Bradford...

1954
01:26:49,972 --> 01:26:50,839
On behalf of myself

1955
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:53,409
and the rest of the
members of the board,

1956
01:26:53,442 --> 01:26:57,380
it gives me great pleasure
to inform you

1957
01:26:57,413 --> 01:26:59,548
that you are fired!

1958
01:26:59,582 --> 01:27:01,317
You can't fire me, Freemont.

1959
01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:02,885
But I can fire you.

1960
01:27:02,918 --> 01:27:04,420
I still own 51% of the stock.

1961
01:27:04,453 --> 01:27:07,256
Uh, not when the securities
and exchange commission

1962
01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,391
hears about your little hoax.

1963
01:27:08,424 --> 01:27:09,692
You'll be lucky if you end up

1964
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,427
with only 10 to 20 behind bars.

1965
01:27:12,495 --> 01:27:14,297
With what evidence?

1966
01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:17,466
Well, I would be happy
to testify.

1967
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,835
Good, because I'm gonna...

1968
01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:20,703
what?!

1969
01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,371
For a percentage
of the gross, of course.

1970
01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:25,408
That bullshirt of yours
is worth millions.

1971
01:27:25,441 --> 01:27:27,943
I'd be happy to help you
put Bradford away...

1972
01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,445
For a piece of the action.

1973
01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:30,313
Kosik...

1974
01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:33,616
You got a deal.

1975
01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:35,418
Call me...

1976
01:27:35,451 --> 01:27:36,852
For the depo.

1977
01:27:36,885 --> 01:27:37,553
But...

1978
01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:40,323
It was Kosik's idea all along.

1979
01:27:40,356 --> 01:27:42,391
I'm just the patsy.

1980
01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:46,362
Ah!

1981
01:27:46,395 --> 01:27:49,698
Oh, shut up, Bradford.

1982
01:27:49,732 --> 01:27:50,766
Security...

1983
01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:52,368
Remove him.

1984
01:27:52,401 --> 01:27:54,670
Get that turd out of here.

1985
01:27:54,703 --> 01:27:56,305
With pleasure.

1986
01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:58,474
Hold on!

1987
01:27:58,507 --> 01:28:00,376
I'm sorry.

1988
01:28:02,378 --> 01:28:03,245
Wait!

1989
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,681
Nothing like this
will ever happen again.

1990
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:10,453
Hold it!
Do you have any...?

1991
01:28:10,486 --> 01:28:12,388
Get him!

1992
01:28:13,822 --> 01:28:16,359
Aaarrghh!

1993
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,026
Ha-ha ha-ha!

1994
01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:19,662
Ha ha ha... aah!

1995
01:28:19,695 --> 01:28:21,330
Aah!

1996
01:28:25,067 --> 01:28:27,836
I'll take this car, then.

1997
01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:28,871
He's getting away!

1998
01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:31,106
I wouldn't be too sure of that.

1999
01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:33,642
How do I...?

2000
01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:34,710
Aaarrghh!

2001
01:28:34,743 --> 01:28:37,446
You shouldn't have done that.

2002
01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,914
You're in trouble now!

2003
01:28:38,947 --> 01:28:41,350
Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

2004
01:28:41,384 --> 01:28:43,386
Oh, is that so?

2005
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:48,824
Didn't feel a thing.

2006
01:28:48,857 --> 01:28:51,494
Ugh.

2007
01:28:54,630 --> 01:28:55,964
I call it the club foot,

2008
01:28:55,998 --> 01:28:57,433
because crime doesn't pay.

2009
01:28:57,466 --> 01:29:00,503
It just hurts like a bitch.

2010
01:29:00,536 --> 01:29:01,136
Nice work.

2011
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:02,037
Thanks.

2012
01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:05,508
Very nice work,
Mr. Chairman of the board.

2013
01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:06,409
Chairman?

2014
01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:08,777
You guys still want me
to run the company?

2015
01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:10,446
We'd all like that, Edison.

2016
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:11,947
I appreciate
your confidence in me, guys,

2017
01:29:11,980 --> 01:29:14,417
but I just want to go back
to being Edison.

2018
01:29:14,450 --> 01:29:16,519
That's a job that I'm good at.

2019
01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:19,855
Then who's going to
run the company?

2020
01:29:19,888 --> 01:29:21,790
Hmm...

2021
01:29:21,824 --> 01:29:22,658
Let's see,

2022
01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,393
how about Natalie?

2023
01:29:24,427 --> 01:29:25,327
Me?

2024
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,596
Sure. I can't think of
anyone more qualified.

2025
01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:29,732
All in favor, say aye.

2026
01:29:29,765 --> 01:29:31,834
Aye! aye!
Aye! aye!

2027
01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:33,201
Thank you.

2028
01:29:33,235 --> 01:29:36,639
I... i... i don't know what to say.

2029
01:29:36,672 --> 01:29:38,006
What about you?

2030
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,542
What are you going to do?

2031
01:29:39,575 --> 01:29:40,743
Oh, me?
I don't know.

2032
01:29:40,776 --> 01:29:41,510
Maybe if you offered me

2033
01:29:41,544 --> 01:29:42,811
something down in RandD
with Larry,

2034
01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:44,680
I don't know,
inventing stuff, uh...

2035
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:46,148
I wouldn't say no.

2036
01:29:46,181 --> 01:29:46,915
Well...

2037
01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:49,852
Obviously I'd have
to see a résumé.

2038
01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:52,455
I mean, do you have
any qualifications?

2039
01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:54,857
Excuse me, fellas.

2040
01:29:57,092 --> 01:29:59,728
Ooh!
Ooh!

2041
01:30:00,463 --> 01:30:01,697
Will that do?

2042
01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:02,865
That's not bad.

2043
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,701
Do you have any special skills?

2044
01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,970
Special skills.

2045
01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:13,509
What about the
no fraternization clause?

2046
01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:16,445
That's beautiful, man!

2047
01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:19,448
Why does she need cpr?

2048
01:30:25,220 --> 01:30:26,154
He's vertical!

2049
01:30:26,188 --> 01:30:27,923
All right, Edison!

2050
01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,458
Ok!

2051
01:30:30,559 --> 01:30:32,461
Natalie, Ty, Zak, look!

2052
01:30:32,495 --> 01:30:34,830
Look out for the rocks!

2053
01:30:36,799 --> 01:30:39,234
Oh, not again!

2054
01:30:40,903 --> 01:30:43,606
Aah! Aah!

2055
01:30:43,639 --> 01:30:45,508
Oh!
Ah!

2056
01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:46,842
Edison?

2057
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:49,177
Edison, can you hear me?

2058
01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:50,045
Are you all right?

2059
01:30:50,078 --> 01:30:50,913
You all right, buddy?

2060
01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:53,181
How many fingers
I got up? Can you count?

2061
01:30:53,215 --> 01:30:54,917
That was so cool!

2062
01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:58,253
Step aside!

2063
01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:00,656
Out of my way, you half-wits!

2064
01:31:00,689 --> 01:31:02,157
Ugh!
Look at you,

2065
01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:04,993
you sorry excuse for a mammal.

2066
01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,228
Is... is he going to be ok?

2067
01:31:06,261 --> 01:31:09,898
Don't worry.
I'm an expert at cpr.

2068
01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:11,700
Uhhhh...

2069
01:31:11,734 --> 01:31:13,502
Oh, yuck!

2070
01:31:13,536 --> 01:31:14,703
No... no...

2071
01:31:14,737 --> 01:31:19,174
Nooooo!

2072
01:31:31,987 --> 01:31:36,158
♪ Well, I'm going out west
where I belong ♪

2073
01:31:36,191 --> 01:31:40,896
♪ Where the days are short
and the nights are long ♪

2074
01:31:41,096 --> 01:31:43,265
♪ And I walk, and they walk ♪

2075
01:31:43,298 --> 01:31:46,068
♪ I twist, and they twist ♪

2076
01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:48,203
♪ I shimmy, and they shimmy ♪

2077
01:31:48,236 --> 01:31:50,873
♪ I fly, and they fly, yeah ♪

2078
01:31:50,906 --> 01:31:52,875
♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪

2079
01:31:52,908 --> 01:31:55,010
♪ In the warm California sun ♪

2080
01:31:55,043 --> 01:31:59,181
♪ We're going out west,
out on the coast ♪

2081
01:31:59,214 --> 01:32:03,952
♪ Where the California girls
are really the most ♪

2082
01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:05,954
♪ And I walk, and they walk ♪

2083
01:32:05,988 --> 01:32:08,724
♪ I twist, and they twist ♪

2084
01:32:08,757 --> 01:32:11,193
♪ I shimmy, and they shimmy ♪

2085
01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:13,195
♪ I fly, and they fly, yeah ♪

2086
01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:15,330
♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪

2087
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:19,167
♪ In the warm California sun ♪

2088
01:32:36,619 --> 01:32:40,288
♪ The girls are frisky
in old frisco ♪

2089
01:32:41,089 --> 01:32:44,326
♪ A pretty little chick
wherever you go ♪

2090
01:32:44,359 --> 01:32:45,327
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh

2091
01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,630
♪ And I walk, and they walk ♪

2092
01:32:47,663 --> 01:32:49,898
♪ I twist, and they twist ♪

2093
01:32:49,932 --> 01:32:52,200
♪ I shimmy, and they shimmy ♪

2094
01:32:52,234 --> 01:32:54,703
♪ I fly, and they fly, yeah ♪

2095
01:32:54,737 --> 01:32:56,872
♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪

2096
01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,207
♪ In the warm California sun ♪

2097
01:32:59,241 --> 01:33:01,276
♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪

2098
01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:04,947
♪ Yeah, in the warm
California sun ♪

2099
01:35:03,098 --> 01:35:04,032
♪ Let's luau